This was created after seeing a skit in a rerun of Whose Line is it Anyway.You give yourself 2 lines and you have to make a story out of using only your two lines.
P.S. the weirder your lines are the funnier the story will be.

My two lines:
When's lunch?
That can't be good.

The story starts out at a local cafe.Something breaks the window.
I say "That can't be good".Someone else post now.

If you have any questions whatsoever be sure to ask me.

Enjoy,Super

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Wait, so do I give 2 lines then describe those lines?

I say "Are we there yet"
I then proceed to buy coffee at a 99 cent store.

Wait, so do I give 2 lines then describe those lines?

No.Its like this.At the start of the story you pick two lines that you must keep.You cannot use any other lines.If you would like to change just ask me.If you see a chance in the story to use your line in the story,say it.

So we pick two lines and we don't have to use them at the same time, right?

My lines:
What?
I want ice cream.

So we pick two lines and we don't have to use them at the same time, right?

You pick 2 lines and those are the only pieces of dialogue you can use in your story.

Lines:
Welcome to Armor Games.
I have no Armor Points.

Story:
I go to the gate of Armor Games. The user at the gate says, "Welcome to Armor Games." I then say, "I have no Armor Points."

Wait, did you start the story?

Yeah lets go with Patrick's story.
I say "When's lunch?"

I say "I want ice cream!"

I was thinking each of us would make up our own story. I will quote the posts that assumed the contrary:

Wait, did you start the story?

Yeah lets go with Patrick's story.
I say "When's lunch?"

I say "I want ice cream!"

Either make up your own story or wait for supermape123 to clarify how to continue a previous story.