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Hello, in this tutorial I am going to be showing all of you how to poke your cat like a professional.

This tutorial will cover:

How to gain energy so you can poke it for a longer amount of time
How to poke it in a stealthy manner so it doesn't notice as fast
How to still have a social life while poking your cat
How to poke your cat in your sleep

So basically you are going to need to know what poking is and how to do it. You can go [URL=<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poke>]here[/URL]to learn everything you'll need to know about poking.

Once you have poking down, it's time to get to the serious business.
First off you will need to buy a cat if you do not already own one, Make sure it has a low temper unless you are prepared to get pwned.
Now slowly go towards the cat with your index finger pointed out, Once your index finger is about an inch away from your cat, poke it with all of your strength.

Tips

You are going to want to poke your cat more then once obviously, so here is a way you can poke it without losing your energy as fast.
You are going to need to have at least a gallon of water and food with protein in it such as fruits, vegetables and starch. Once you start to feel like you're running out of energy, take a sip of water and eat a little the continue poking your cat.

It is always a good idea to poke your cat stealthily so it won't completely obliterate your hand. My favorite method is lightly poking it so it gets used to the feel of it then slowly poking it harder and harder. However, you can come up with your own stealthy ways to poke your cat.

You'll most likely want a social life while still having enough hours in the day to poke your cat, so I have been thinking and testing ways for you to be able to have both the joy of poking cats and a social life! Wherever you go, if it's school, work, vacation etc you can just carry it and poke it while socializing! If you are getting serious about poking your cat, you can always have somebody else carry it so you can poke it with 2 hands.

Now for the most important part, how to poke it in your sleep! For starters, you will need to watch some videos of people poking there cats so you have it on your mind while you go to sleep. here are some videos of people poking there cats if you can't find any.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzrnrNPIhgk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qICcIBpRHS0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgVp1LNjAOw

Now you will most likely be poking your cat while dreaming of poking cats.