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Kylelolcat
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In this spin-off of CtO, there is a lovely city called Lolcatia! Unfortunately, the previous villains of CtO are pissed off at Lolcatia for it's causing them to be killed by intrepid Objective Completers. So, they decided to level the city! Little do they know that the Objective Completers are ready to protect their city...

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies Hp: 200 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Readying advance
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5000

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sonicheroes95
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*switches to syndey sleeper, and tries to snipe the sniper first*

loco5
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i grab a Sanvich from teh fridge, beef up and grab Natasha and go out there shooting people up

ericthai1
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Proceed

Kylelolcat
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Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: 10500 HP
Blue Sniper: 3000 HP
Blue Engie: 4000 HP
Blue Scout: 3000 HP
Blue Pyro: 6200 HP
Blue Soldier: 6200 HP
Blue Spy: 1000 HP
Blue Medic: 5000 HP
Blue Demoman: 6000 HP
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Approaching(20% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged: tom0000009
Critical:
Dead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $5400($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $19000, 50% security

Defense force:
190/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
17/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
3/5 Bombers(Spawn:5 turns)
16 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
36/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
3/30 Jedi (Padawan)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (950 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (200 HP)

@tom0000009: The Red Team decides to give you an extra $5000 to your income and $4000 constant deposit to the bank! However, you still need to pay for the mercs.

@sonicheroes95: At this range, With the sleeper's lack of an accuracy bonus... Distance from Lolcatia is the accuracy. So... 20% hit chance. You fail to hit the Sniper.

@loco5: Yeah, you're not hitting anyone until they get to 30% at LEAST.

@ericthai1: You begin churning out Padawans at 3 per turn!

loco5
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@loco5: Yeah, you're not hitting anyone until they get to 30% at LEAST.


then i have a buffalo slab, the a deckolah bar
Chryosten
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I send out two Creepers and check to see if I can get Ghasts.

sonicheroes95
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ok, i see if i can snipe the medic then.

DarthNerd
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I begin interviewing them for the "Meet the 'insert person here'" TF2 trailers.

rivercrab01
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I'll start researching gene mutations, like strength and the ability to fly, and perhaps then I will look into giving our soldiers... leverage.

sonicheroes95
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you'll wanna skip spy sniper and engie, they've already joined.

tom0000009
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I give sonicheroes95 chaos emeralds and ask him "you can beat those guys with these right?"

GeminiDelta
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What the hell? *is on mars...* HOLY CRAP MARTIANS *runs away and poofs back to lolcatia* ...Cool. What I miss? *Sits in coffeehouse and orders a Thai tapioca bubble tea* <3

sonicheroes95
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tck. yeah i can. or i can screw idiots i find annoying. besides, where's the fun in an easy fight? i pocket the chaos emeralds anyway, and kick him down from my sniping spot.

Nicholas98
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How much to hire a demoman? if I can hire one, have him make a sticky trap at about 70% distance

Kylelolcat
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Wave 2: Blue team!
Enemies:
Blue Heavy: 10500 HP
Blue Sniper: 3000 HP
Blue Engie: 4000 HP
Blue Scout: 3000 HP
Blue Pyro: 6200 HP
Blue Soldier: 6200 HP
Blue Spy: 1000 HP
Blue Medic: 5000 HP
Blue Demoman: 6000 HP
Enemies Status: Blu Team: Approaching(25% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged: tom0000009
Critical:
Dead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $10800($5400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $27000, 50% security

Defense force:
190/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
17/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
3/5 Bombers(Spawn:5 turns)
16 Creepers(Normal Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
36/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
3/30 Jedi (Padawan)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (1000 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.2 Engineer (2000 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.2 Sniper (1500 HP)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)
Lv.1 Super Solder(7500 HP)
Lv.1 Spy (200 HP)

@sonicheroes95: Exactly!

@GeminiDelta: You get shooed out due to your weird mutation with a black exoskeleton and light sensitivity.

@Nicholas98: Demo costs $3000 to hire. That, or a lifetime supply of scumpy.

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