Complete the Objective Spin-off: Save Lolcatia!

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Posted September 18, '11 7:57pm UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 47 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(24% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $21200($1400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $1000, 50% security

Defense force:
150/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
11/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
2/5 Bombers(Spawn:4 turns)
4 Creepers(Easy Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
20/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (750 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Engineer (1500 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.1 Sniper (1250 HP)(Cooldown: 2 turns)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA

EPIC MEOW MEOW KILLING TIEM!

@GeminiDelta: He threw a not-facehugger at you and you didn't block it.

@rivercrab01: Since we already have a medi-gun, equipping it to a soldier would cost $6000. Or we could just hire Medic for $3000.

@Nicholas98: Ah, you see how this game works. However, for the individual players it's assumed they have such huge weapon stores that they can just use whatever whenever unless stated otherwise. However, hiring Spy to sap, sneak ans stab would cost $3000.

@ericthai1: Well, you can upgrade them to Troopers. Now they can actually use those weapons!

@CommanderDude7: You punch a tank into the whatever!

Meow Meow runs up to the tanks and does a wide slash, killing 32 of them!

I forgot to send the flamers... They go after the best thing (Xenotank) and attempt to take it over! It only takes one to successfully control the tank. They refill its HP while they're at it.

The Chaosmancers hold back so they don't hit Sonic or Meow Meow!

The MBTs attack, killing 4 tanks!

Wave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 47 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(24% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $21200($1400 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $1000, 50% security\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n150/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n3/5 Missile Turrets\r\nLv.1 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n11/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n8/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n2/5 Bombers(Spawn:4 turns)\r\n4 Creepers(Easy Mode)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)\r\n20/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.2 Youtube Artist (750 HP)(Comedian)\r\nLv.1 Engineer (1500 HP)\r\nLv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Sniper (1250 HP)(Cooldown: 2 turns)\r\nLv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYA\r\n\r\nEPIC MEOW MEOW KILLING TIEM!\r\n\r\n@GeminiDelta: He threw a not-facehugger at you and you didn't block it.\r\n\r\n@rivercrab01: Since we already have a medi-gun, equipping it to a soldier would cost $6000. Or we could just hire Medic for $3000.\r\n\r\n@Nicholas98: Ah, you see how this game works. However, for the individual players it's assumed they have such huge weapon stores that they can just use whatever whenever unless stated otherwise. However, hiring Spy to sap, sneak ans stab would cost $3000.\r\n\r\n@ericthai1: Well, you can upgrade them to Troopers. Now they can actually use those weapons!\r\n\r\n@CommanderDude7: You punch a tank into the whatever!\r\n\r\nMeow Meow runs up to the tanks and does a wide slash, killing 32 of them!\r\n\r\nI forgot to send the flamers... They go after the best thing (Xenotank) and attempt to take it over! It only takes one to successfully control the tank. They refill its HP while they're at it.\r\n\r\nThe Chaosmancers hold back so they don't hit Sonic or Meow Meow!\r\n\r\nThe MBTs attack, killing 4 tanks!

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sonicheroes95

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Peasant

Posted September 18, '11 9:23pm UTC

oh really now... i'll just keep the medigun on meoew meow for now. stupid *** n key...

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted September 19, '11 1:18am UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 47 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(24% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $21200($1400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $1000, 50% security

Defense force:
150/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
11/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
2/5 Bombers(Spawn:4 turns)
4 Creepers(Easy Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
20/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (750 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Engineer (1500 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.1 Sniper (1250 HP)(Cooldown: 2 turns)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)

@sonicheroes95: Eh? You contunue keeping Meow Meow ubered.

@bigfatkitty: Hold up there, kitty. With that awesome of a unit, we'd need $100,000 to make that a HERO unit. Besides, do you really want the OP units on the first wave? We ALREADY have a Xenotank.

Not enough posts to spur the autos!

Wave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 47 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Advancing(24% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $21200($1400 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $1000, 50% security\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n150/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n3/5 Missile Turrets\r\nLv.1 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n11/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n8/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n2/5 Bombers(Spawn:4 turns)\r\n4 Creepers(Easy Mode)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)\r\n20/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.2 Youtube Artist (750 HP)(Comedian)\r\nLv.1 Engineer (1500 HP)\r\nLv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Sniper (1250 HP)(Cooldown: 2 turns)\r\nLv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: Eh? You contunue keeping Meow Meow ubered.\r\n\r\n@bigfatkitty: Hold up there, kitty. With that awesome of a unit, we'd need $100,000 to make that a HERO unit. Besides, do you really want the OP units on the first wave? We ALREADY have a Xenotank.\r\n\r\n[i]Not enough posts to spur the autos![/i]

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GeminiDelta

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Nomad

Posted September 19, '11 1:24am UTC

(Psst. That's "Kung-fu" not "King-fu" Lols. Now...when the hell am I going to get my respawn? D

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sonicheroes95

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Peasant

Posted September 19, '11 1:27am UTC

lets not nwaste the overpowered units, now shall we.

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rick073

2,754 posts

Peasant

Posted September 19, '11 1:53am UTC

so whats the respawn times here?

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted September 19, '11 5:35am UTC

Wave 1: Tank Army!
Enemies: 0 Tanks
Enemies Status: Tanks: Destroyed(26% to Lolcatia)
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Allies:
Damaged:
Critical:
Dead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)
Status:
Annoying(Warning):
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 100,000/100,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $22600($1400 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $2000, 50% security

Defense force:
160/200 Bazookas (Troopers)
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
3/5 Missile Turrets
Lv.1 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)
13/40 Trolls (Flamer)
8/50 Main Battle Tanks
2/5 Bombers(Spawn:3 turns)
6 Creepers(Easy Mode)
Support Force:
5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)
24/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)
Heroes:
Lv.2 Youtube Artist (800 HP)(Comedian)
Lv.1 Engineer (1500 HP)
Lv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)
Lv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)
Lv.1 Sniper (1250 HP)(Cooldown: 1 turns)
Lv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP)

@GeniniDelta: Who says I didn't mean to do that? Considering one of our units is the "Aphla" suit...

As for the respawn, you'll come back when the plot demands. Usually starting the next wave, but you're a special case...

@sonicheroes95: Well, you're not going to lose them after a wave (barring plot), but still...

@bigfatkitty: Well, they were going to anyways...

As for the store, we already have enough of those in Lolcatia. It's a very Capitalist nation.

Meow Meow just wastes the rest of the tanks. Good ol' kitty!

And now, you should do some renevations to Lolcatia and upgrade your army while you wait...
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Wave 1: Tank Army!\r\nEnemies: 0 Tanks\r\nEnemies Status: Tanks: Destroyed(26% to Lolcatia)\r\nResistances:\r\nWeaknesses:\r\nAllies:\r\nDamaged:\r\nCritical:\r\nDead: rick073(?), GeminiDelta(?)\r\nStatus:\r\nAnnoying(Warning):\r\nIrradiated to Goo(banned):\r\n\r\nLolcatia Status:\r\nHP: 100,000/100,000\r\nStatus: None\r\nDefense Budget: $22600($1400 Income)\r\n1st Transobjective Bank: $2000, 50% security\r\n\r\nDefense force:\r\n160/200 Bazookas (Troopers)\r\n10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)\r\n3/5 Missile Turrets\r\nLv.1 Sentry\r\nLv.1 Dispenser\r\nAttacking force:\r\n100/100 Riflemen (Recruit)\r\n13/40 Trolls (Flamer)\r\n8/50 Main Battle Tanks\r\n2/5 Bombers(Spawn:3 turns)\r\n6 Creepers(Easy Mode)\r\nSupport Force:\r\n5/5 Chaosmancers (Apprentice)\r\n24/80 King-fu Kittehs (White Belt)\r\nHeroes:\r\nLv.2 Youtube Artist (800 HP)(Comedian)\r\nLv.1 Engineer (1500 HP)\r\nLv.2 Meow Meow (1500 HP)\r\nLv.1 Aphla Commander Suit (3000 HP)\r\nLv.1 Sniper (1250 HP)(Cooldown: 1 turns)\r\nLv.5 Xenotank (15,000 HP) \r\n\r\n@GeniniDelta: [i]Who says I didn't mean to do that? Considering one of our units is the "Aphla" suit...\r\n\r\nAs for the respawn, you'll come back when the plot demands. Usually starting the next wave, but you're a special case...[/i]\r\n\r\n@sonicheroes95: Well, you're not going to lose them after a wave [i](barring plot)[/i], but still...\r\n\r\n@bigfatkitty: Well, they were going to anyways...\r\n\r\nAs for the store, we already have enough of those in Lolcatia. It's a very Capitalist nation.\r\n\r\nMeow Meow just wastes the rest of the tanks. Good ol' kitty!\r\n\r\nAnd now, you should do some renevations to Lolcatia and upgrade your army while you wait...\r\n________________________________________________________________________\r\n[URL=http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm][IMG]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/20.jpg[/IMG][/URL]\r\nMaking your own signature: A little extra effort to beautify your post.

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Kylelolcat

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Posted September 19, '11 5:37am UTC

Might as well fix the sig...
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Chryosten

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Posted September 19, '11 5:38am UTC

I tell all the creepers to go and blow the tanks up. Now I'll check how much to send the Creepers to Normal Mode.

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sonicheroes95

13,701 posts

Peasant

Posted September 19, '11 10:13am UTC

i start training the engie and sniper to level them up.

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rick073

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Posted September 19, '11 1:17pm UTC

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rick073

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Posted September 19, '11 1:18pm UTC

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rick073

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Peasant

Posted September 19, '11 1:19pm UTC

T_T

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rick073

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Posted September 19, '11 1:30pm UTC

[URL=http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm][IMG]http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/4.jpg[/IMG][/URL] maybe now...

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Nicholas98

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Posted September 19, '11 3:22pm UTC

So when is the next objective. I would have liked to actually be the spy, but apparently you can't decide to make the equipment for yourself. dammit.
I will hire a spy though, he could be useful.

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