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I summon up a skeleton army and use them to attack Link.

KIRBY

8,915/10,000
Resistances:Anything to do with stars or cartoons
Allies755/1,000 , Meta Knight:860/1,000 , 870 M1A1 Abrams , 860 Nuclear Submarines , Gunthex 2,840/3,000, masterofexitpath 2,840/3,000 , 10 Turrets , 5 Rocket Launcher Turrets , 5 Minigun Turrets , Spectre AC 130
Specials:Morph-Can't use the same kind of attack twice. -20 From sonicheroes95's attacks.

@Darkfire How many?

I grab a vacumn hose and try to suck out whatever kirby swallowed, thus rendering him powerless!

I summon 1 million sonicheroes95's and make them all attack kirby.

I inject myself with a serum that regrows my hand then i go and shoots both link and meta knight narrowly dodging all their attacks if i run out of ammo i start using my duel swords and knives

hmm... i was attacking kirby, but i really hate it when people use me for an attack, so i'm defending him now. also, chaos spear!
*throws 10 chaos spears at somewhat49*

i hire a thousand assasins to kill gunthex and master of exit path

I take really big swords with the letters "ctulthu" on it and attack all who oppose kirby with them.

Then I hire 25 ninjas to guard Kirby.

I summon a thousand of them.

I give kirby the force field from Gradius.

I blow up Sonicheros95's computer... Try communicating after THAT!

i blast kirby with a thousand KAMEHAMEHAS i hate kirby.

really? blowing up my computer? you can't break the forth wall. by the way, chaos control. *time suddenly freezes for everyone but me* hmm... *simply walks up to somewhat49, takes out a sword, and slashes him 200 times before unfreezing time and walking away* next time. don't act like an idiot....

*slaps sonicheroes95*

come in to the battle look around walk up to link and meta knight and say "Why are you helping kirby he thinks hes better than you two and i can prove it (take out laptop show this forum)ya see only his stats are listed because he think hes you so fight back kick his round pink jiggly @$$" take out take out 20 heart container for link and two smash balls for the both of them and say "Chose, yourself or kirby."