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Posted Mar 10, '13 at 5:42pm

pangtongshu

pangtongshu

8,704 posts

Fear of the unknown

Why is Futurama set in the Future?

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 8:00pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

5,768 posts

Moderator

Because we have seen to many "cyclopes" in the past, so its a good twist to set one in the future.

Why is snow cold?

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 8:44pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,219 posts

Because if it was warm, it would melt.

Why don't people live in the ocean?

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 8:46pm

winmaster1

winmaster1

637 posts

Because we don't have gills.

Why does the above user gain 100 posts each day (yesterday Terry had 794)?

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 8:47pm

winmaster1

winmaster1

637 posts

(Terry has 894 now)

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 8:48pm

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,219 posts

Because I'm fast-acting, like a laxative.

Why don't you have 894 posts?

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 9:57pm

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

I don't have that kind of time.

Why can't my mother be my father?

 

Posted Mar 10, '13 at 10:02pm

UnleashedUponMankind

UnleashedUponMankind

5,768 posts

Moderator

Because she havent that much facial hair, so her beard would be a total laughingstock.

Why do cats eat mice?

 

Posted Mar 11, '13 at 8:18am

partydevil

partydevil

5,109 posts

they like the wiggly feeling in their tummy after eating 1 without chewing.

if i got 300 cows. and i bought another 976. but on the same trip i brought 482 cows to the slaughterhouse. but then my wife got angry for bringing to much cows to to slaughterhouse. so i had to buy another 615 cows. but that was to much. so i killed 296 myself.and gave a BBQ for the entire town.
then how many people are involved in this question?

 

Posted Mar 11, '13 at 10:16am

Jeff1999

Jeff1999

648 posts

You.

Do I exist?

-Jeff

 
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