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Posted Mar 26, '13 at 9:28pm

EmperorPalpatine

EmperorPalpatine

5,011 posts

Because AG is too awesome.

What do you do with a problem like Maria?

 

Posted Mar 27, '13 at 1:31am

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Call immigration.

Why does the syrup at the Home of Chicken & Waffles taste so much better than regular syrup?

 

Posted Mar 27, '13 at 2:03am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

2,851 posts

Because they are the same thing.

Why do vampires sparkle in the sun instead of melting

 

Posted Mar 27, '13 at 2:11am

Terry_Logic

Terry_Logic

4,222 posts

Because not all vampires are snowmen.

Why couldn't I grow facial hair when I was 10?

 

Posted Mar 27, '13 at 5:49am

Waldorf

Waldorf

247 posts

because you were not man enough to grow facial hair when you were 10.

Why I made this potion: honey+thyme+hot water? Is it good for something or not?

 

Posted Mar 27, '13 at 5:54am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

2,851 posts

Once you drink it, it will do nothing.

Why does chewing gum stay in your system for 7 years before coming out?

 

Posted Mar 27, '13 at 6:01pm

TerminatorXM214

TerminatorXM214

226 posts

Because it made a home in your stomach and likes it, but it's life span is 7 years so it dies.
                 
What happens when I push the big red button?

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 12:14am

Skulltivator

Skulltivator

645 posts

The TV turns on.

Why haven't a human and a horse mated to make a centaur?

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 12:47am

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

Horses aren't into that sort of thing.

Dude, where's my car?

 

Posted Mar 29, '13 at 3:46am

Waldorf

Waldorf

247 posts

Your car?! Go home dude, you're drunk, you didn't have a car.

How can I wear something really tight?

 
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