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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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SportShark
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Scribe

One of Fish's sarcastic relpies.

Why is beef better than fish?

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

Because you always have a beef with Fish.

Hey that's not actually too dumb an answer.

Why is the sky blue and grass green and not the opposite.

SportShark
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Scribe

Because that would be to Jackson Paul-ish.

Why are women always being lied to about what 8 inches is?

Shoeminor
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Blacksmith

Because they always take 8 yards.(see what I did there?)

The square root of an onion is a onion root that has been cut on four sides to make it square.

(it's actually shallots,but whatever)

What's 9+10?

TheGalacticGargoyle
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Peasant

9/11

Why is my watch pointing at the number 13?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Because the apocalypse has come.

What would you do if the world was ending?

SportShark
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Scribe

I'd go on raping and doughnut eating spree.

Why don't doughnuts have nuts in them?

red303
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Shepherd

They do, they're just really small.

How is Santa still alive?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Because he keeps bribing Death to not kill him

Why did I sleep at 4:27 A.M. once in this week?

SportShark
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Scribe

Because you're a naughty boy!

What happens to naughty boys?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

They do naughty things

Why have I played Minecraft for a total of over 6,000 hours and I still feel like a noob?

SportShark
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Scribe

Because you're a naughty boy! Haaaah!

What do people say about you behind your back?

red303
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Shepherd

They say that they think I'm an alien. I must take care of them quickly before word gets out. My species must colonize earth.

How's your species doing?

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

It's doing fine,how's yours?

What if we're all just simulated hypothetical persons living inside a video game?

SportShark
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Scribe

Then fool me twice... them bodies is the Matrix.

Why is black leather rad?

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