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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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SportShark
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2,980 posts
Scribe

Because you're an oneiromancer.

Why are some people invisible?

armorplayergc
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King

Because they don't eat a lot, then, they get thinner and thinner and then... they are gone... "forever"... *cries of emotions*

Why do I feel weird sometimes?

SportShark
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Because you're not weird enough.

Why hasn't stigmatism been abolished?

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Because it was polished.

Why is Mario's princess in another castle?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Mario is actually a deranged psychopath, and she's running away from him.

How many 5-year-olds could you take on in a fight?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

over 9000, but I don't know if I'd win

Why is error 404 named as "404"?

red303
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Shepherd

Because error 303 is me.

Who is Santa?

armorplayergc
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King

Since 2014, Santa moved to the South Pole in Antarctica, but the problem is that since he monopolized his area and there is no rivalry, he is inefficient now...

Was the Easter Island created on the Easter?

SportShark
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Because the Easter Bunny is only allowed by Satan to create obscure, useless islands with monolithic monuments to him on his birthday.

Why do sandwiches have neither sand nor witches in them?

armorplayergc
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King

Because it's named "sandwich" because it was invented by the Sand Witch

How much is 228?

SportShark
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114 twos, 76 threes, 57 fours, 45.6 fives, 38 sixes, 32.5714286 sevens, 28.5 eights, 25.3333333 nines, or 22.8 tens.

Who's so vain?

MachoManShark
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368 posts
Blacksmith

Me.

If the owl sat in five trees, how many waffles can fit of the roof?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

79 waffles

What is the meaning of "meaning"?

MachoManShark
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Blacksmith

"what is intended to be, or actually is, expressed or indicated; signification; import:" according to dictionary.com

Why have I not found any shark armatars?

armorplayergc
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Because the more you want it, the longer it takes to get it... (sometimes)

Why is life not fair?

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