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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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armorplayergc
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King

I don't

If there was a key that could unlock anything and a lock that could lock anything without being unlocked, what would happen if I used the key to unlock the lock?

red303
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Shepherd

The world would explode.

Why did I forget to put a question here?

armorplayergc
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King

Because memory is mean

Why are there 19 days and 23 hours that I don't turn my computer off?

IIxLadyLuckxII
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Nomad

pretty sure thats called afk (always freaking knot on computer)(sorry had to think of something really stupid)

Why are there no other girls here?

armorplayergc
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King

There are, but they aren't online now...

Why are some games so cool?

IIxLadyLuckxII
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Nomad

Cus they make boom boom

I have ten fish, 4 drown and 3 come back to life, how many fish do I have now

armorplayergc
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King

You have 19 fishes, you had 10, then 4 died -> 6, then 3 came back to life -> 9 then, the ones alive double their number -> 18, then another 1 because the one who died and didn't come back -> 19

What did I mean? I didn't understand that...

IIxLadyLuckxII
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Nomad

I mean explosions

Why arent there many armors in vanilla minecraft?

SportShark
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Scribe

Because chocolate Minecraft stole them all.

What does a weeping willow wistfully wish for with wonderful wincing want?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

It wants to grow, just like everyone in its species

Why is the Earth so small?

IIxLadyLuckxII
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Nomad

cus mars feels lonely

WHy does me brain hurt

Chryosten
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Herald

Because you have bugs eating away your mind.

Why can't animals run for presidency?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

They actually run, but they prefer to look the more human possible...

What is the next animal that will go extinct?

IIxLadyLuckxII
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Nomad

Ostrich, cus the keep sticking their heads in the ground and they might drown

Why do people spell "because" like that, what's wrong with becuase?

red303
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Shepherd

Because "that" and "because" are two completely different words.

Why haven't I posted for a while?

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