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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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armorplayergc
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King

Because languages are not supposed to be cool

Why is Portuguese a difficult language even for people who actually speak it?

red303
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Shepherd

Long ago, when the first rulers of Portugal created Portuguese, they wanted to make their people the smartest in the land. They thought and thought of a way to do this until they finally came up with an idea. They made their language so difficult that only the smartest could master it and live comfortably in Portugal.

Why did I do that?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

Because you were the first ruler of Portugal and you created the Portuguese language

Why was the last Winter hot and this Summer is being cold here?

IIxLadyLuckxII
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IIxLadyLuckxII
584 posts
Nomad

Cus mother nature is dizzy

Why do people seem so umm, non open about themselves

Witigen
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Witigen
306 posts
Scribe

Because they only have a couple of holes on their body.

If "baka" means idiot in Japanese, what does Bakugan mean?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Scribe

It means huge idiot.

Why am I so thin even though I eat so much food?

StrikingDefender
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StrikingDefender
41 posts
Scribe

You have a black hole in your throat.

Why are there no flying cheeses?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Scribe

It's the TSA's fault.

Why do things do exist?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

They don't actually exist, it's all in your head. Please wake up, you're in a coma.

Why won't you wake up?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Because I have to sleep! I MUST KNOW THE ENDING OF THIS DREAM! I HAVE TO KNOW THE NUMBERS OF THE NEXT LOTTERY!

What are the numbers?

MachoManShark
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Blacksmith

3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510

Why cruel world, WHY!?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Because you killed thousands of people to get here!

What, when, who, how, why, where, for what?

Witigen
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Witigen
306 posts
Scribe

WUB WUB WUB.

IS I DERP?

red303
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Shepherd

Sure

What time is it?

Witigen
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Witigen
306 posts
Scribe

Time for you to wear pants.

Why does popular music suck?

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