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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Witigen
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Scribe

NO! IT CAN ONLY BE EATEN IF IT'S UNDER 10 YEARS OLD!

Can we stop yelling now?

armorplayergc
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King

NO! I CAN'T STOP!

Why can't I stop?

red303
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Shepherd

Because you haven't started yet.

When will you start?

armorplayergc
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King

Before I stop

What if I stop before starting?

SportShark
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Then you procrastinate.

Why am I thin even though I eat a lot of junk food?

armorplayergc
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King

Because you also lose lots of weight

Why did I lose weight through 2014 if I ate chocolate almost every day that year?

red303
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Shepherd

Because 1 bar of chocolate each day was all the food you ate.

Is the monster gone yet?

armorplayergc
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King

No, he is never gone, he was here all the time! they were watching us, gathering our weaknesses to make better versions of us! now, those "better" versions will try to kill us, we have to destroy them!

Why don't you just give up? you can't defeat a better yourself!

SportShark
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Scribe

Because it's human nature to resist.

What is catfish nature?

armorplayergc
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King

He just look like a fish and acts like a cat

Are catfishes afraid of dogfishes?

SportShark
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Scribe

Of course.

When in the course of coarsity canst thou cantankerously clobber a crazy commodore with a clanky canteen?

armorplayergc
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King

Every time

What is "when"?

SportShark
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Scribe

When is a but conundrum; there is no such thing as when or where. These words are weak attempts to help us understand time.

Know any good limericks?

Witigen
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Witigen
306 posts
Scribe

No. Or is it yes?

If there's a South Park, why isn't there a North Park?

SportShark
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Scribe

And why isn't there an East Park or a West Park? Or is it there?

What is leg candy?

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