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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Miraidematro
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710 posts
Jester

Zebra style, striped black and white.

How come yesterday started tomorrow ?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Count

Because tomorrow started today.

How do guys become pregnant?

Miraidematro
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Jester

They were dumb enough to actually eat pancakes on a monday.

How did the road cross the chicken ?

Doombreed
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Justiciar

Backwards...just kidding. It had a stone in the middle and the chicken got injured by it and it got angry.

How many crazy people are needed in order to make a fruit ****tail?

Firekiller55
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Peasant

IT takes one crazy person just kidding they cant make it

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb

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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Count

Juan. Or One.

How does a cow poop?

riku_ullman
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Blacksmith

beacuase of the poop cow

what does my crown mean?

Miraidematro
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710 posts
Jester

Yes, so does vegetation.

How does one go to school on a flying dragon ?

riku_ullman
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Blacksmith

a dragon drags on a dragon drags on a dragon drags on a...

what is the difference between fruit, vegetable, and meat?

Miraidematro
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710 posts
Jester

They are all white with red spikkels.

How did the chicken cross the manhattan bridge ?

Chryosten
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Constable

By swearing that it would never cross the bridge.

Where are the stairs in a one-storey house?

Doombreed
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Justiciar

In the toilet.

Why do humans drink the milk of another animal when they make their own?

Miraidematro
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710 posts
Jester

Variety is king.

Why did my toothbrush follow me today ?

Doombreed
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It depends on where dit it follow you.

Why is "Count to 100" considered a thread for psychopaths?

Miraidematro
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Jester

Yes, that's true.

How did the waffles ever win the great cheese war without using their feet ?

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