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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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DarthTyrannausarus
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Peasant

Yes.

Why is @riku_ullman posting weird stuff on this website?(No offense)

Miraidematro
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Miraidematro
708 posts
Blacksmith

Because, Offense taken.

How did the pancakes ever win the great spaghetti war with their hands cuffed?

Chryosten
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Constable

They threw their syrup to bind their memoirs.

What can a swatter swat if there are no slots to swot?

Miraidematro
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708 posts
Blacksmith

Simple, the doorbell.

But if the grass is blue, what did shakespeare refer to ?

Chryosten
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17,166 posts
Constable

The clown on High Street.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?

Miraidematro
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708 posts
Blacksmith

Synthetic happiness.

How come 2 people stole my nose on the same day ?

UnleashedUponMankind
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UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

Because you are pinocchio! A lil lie...^^

Whats hidden at the dark side of the moon?

Miraidematro
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708 posts
Blacksmith

A Nazi Compound.

How do birds sing without lips ?

SimpleWarrior
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they use their mouth

Why the trees grow?

Riptizoid101
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Blacksmith

Because the grow tree.

Why do books have words?

Thomcore
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Thomcore
303 posts
Viceroy

because someone can´t read the pictures

What colour would the Smurf turn if you choked him ?

Miraidematro
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708 posts
Blacksmith

Zebra style, striped black and white.

How come yesterday started tomorrow ?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Count

Because tomorrow started today.

How do guys become pregnant?

Miraidematro
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708 posts
Blacksmith

They were dumb enough to actually eat pancakes on a monday.

How did the road cross the chicken ?

Doombreed
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Justiciar

Backwards...just kidding. It had a stone in the middle and the chicken got injured by it and it got angry.

How many crazy people are needed in order to make a fruit ****tail?

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