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Minigore12
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Peasant

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Chryosten
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Constable

To make your mother proud.

Why does one build towers in the middle of nowhere?

Miraidematro
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Jester

Because it would be silly to build a tower on top of another tower.

How did the ham find the cheese in under 30 sec. without getting spotted by the glass of milk, which was watching the whole time?

Loop_Stratos
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Bard

By space sattelites.

Why doesn't Mobile Suits exist in real life?

Miraidematro
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Jester

They do exist in real life.

What happened to the fairy what wanted to sing "Happy BirthCake" to Santa Claus?

DarthTyrannausarus
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Peasant

Santa farted.

If fruit is good, and cake is great, why is fruitcake nasty garbage?

Miraidematro
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Jester

Laws of physics.

How did the cheesecake dig a 30 feet hole in pure concrete whilst being attacked by 2 biker mice from mars?

DSM
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Peasant

It didn't.

How to define a pizza?

Miraidematro
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Jester

One uses letters.

How did the caged elephant escape, without using his dictionary?

DSM
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Peasant

He opened the cage.

How to live without eating and drinking.

DarthTyrannausarus
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Peasant

(Thats not really a question but...)

You don't.

Why does the cat has a cheezburger?

Miraidematro
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Jester

The local store ran out of pancakes.

How could the mice find the ham, but still be late for work?

Koshionos
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Scribe

Because they had to bring home the bacon.

Why does my rice taste like chocolate-flavored bees?

DarthTyrannausarus
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Peasant

Beeeee-cause you put honey on your sushi.

Why is @Koshionos a great artist?

StormWalker
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Scribe

He's a necromancer.

Why is my hand cold?

Frank_Frooton
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Herald

Because you peed on it, duh.

Why am I tired?

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