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Minigore12
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Peasant

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Chryosten
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Chryosten
16,296 posts
Constable

They had a debt to pay.

Why are Knights found at night?

abe10
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abe10
228 posts
Constable

Because they spend each day in a Daze.

What should we do with this drunken gamer?

DarthTyrannausarus
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DarthTyrannausarus
541 posts
Peasant

We should throw him on a large pile of marshmallows.

Why are pumpkins orange?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
16,296 posts
Constable

They drink too much orange juice.

What does a duck do to duck down to dodge dead dogs?

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
3,979 posts
Herald

Eat a mushroom.

Why does the above user remind me of Nicholas Cage?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,901 posts
Bard

He has the same drawl.

Why don't dem homiez not care no no?

abe10
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abe10
228 posts
Constable

Because they left you for a person with a job.

If I wish i wish i had a fish, would you fry it for me, please?

abe10
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abe10
228 posts
Constable

I cannot, because I would not have any raw fish to eat.

If my grass looks green, does that mean that it is sick?

Frank_Frooton
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3,979 posts
Herald

No, it means they have too much dye. Also, posting like that ^ is not really how the game goes.

Why are my hands stiff and my expression stony?

StormWalker
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8,286 posts
Scribe

Because you are the statue of Liberty.

Do I have to capitalize "statue"?

abe10
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abe10
228 posts
Constable

Not always, but you have to capitalize Of when you do not capitalize statue. Also, I guess I am just anxious to play.

Would all miners get more money if they change their name to majers?

riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
1,147 posts
Blacksmith

unknown answer, you did not say witch part of their name to be changed to majers.

witch is better: bitcoin or dogecoin

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
15,908 posts
Marquis

*which is better.

Has the world fallen to wrong spelling?

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,286 posts
Scribe

There are only a few who remain pure in a sea of bad grammar and spelling.

Are you an obelisk?

StormWalker
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StormWalker
8,286 posts
Scribe

Your skin would turn blue and you'd be a reverse-oompa loompa.

Why is the sky?

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