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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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SirLegendary
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16,583 posts
Duke

Because it's a fingernail, once cut off, it's off to neverland.

Who are you? Where am I?

abe10
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abe10
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Herald

I am the king of "Dary Farms" and you and milking my cows.

Why should the chicken cross the road?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Because, on his side of the road it is almost certain death, so the death in the road is worth the chance of escaping to the other side.

Why do some things roll and some things fall out the sky?

R2D21999
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Treasurer

Because the sky is the lord that chooses what goes.

What am I talking about?

lord0ftiki
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lord0ftiki
1,146 posts
Nomad

Your talking about you, Shrek, your cousins boat, and a whole weekend of *thwoi-p* fishing.

Why does every E and A key on a Korg make a weird sproingy sound when you flick it?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

They are made of jello.

What is love?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Baron

Something made up by Haddaway, it has no real meaning.

Why is the color red proportional to clouds shaped like moving ducklings passing over Manhattan?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Because there are no red clouds.

Why do you think those things exist?

Guest_Pegasus1234
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Guest_Pegasus1234
1,276 posts
Farmer

Instructions Unclear, those things don't exist

what does ßæ mean?

trigon123
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trigon123
1,279 posts
Herald

"ßæ" mean "ßæ"

Am i a Cheese?

Saphire24
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Scribe

Yes, but because you are, you must move Caerphilly.

Did you get my pun?

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
4,002 posts
Bard

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh no.

why is my brain melting?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Because your head is on a fryer.

What is the average life span of life?

calwina
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calwina
300 posts
Blacksmith

1 second, duh

Do you like waffles?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

No, but I hate pancakes!

Do you love pancakes?

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