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Minigore12
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Peasant

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Chryosten
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17,337 posts
Constable

Because the hamsters which run the servers are having a strike.

What can a dinosaur do whilst hanging upside-down from a tree?

Guest_Pegasus1234
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1,282 posts
Blacksmith

clap its hands

Why am I the only Pegasus on AG

R2D21999
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18,310 posts
Templar

Rip barbecued the rest.

Why can't I find Clancy's fingernail?

SirLegendary
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16,315 posts
Marquis

Because it's a fingernail, once cut off, it's off to neverland.

Who are you? Where am I?

abe10
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abe10
228 posts
Constable

I am the king of "Dary Farms" and you and milking my cows.

Why should the chicken cross the road?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Count

Because, on his side of the road it is almost certain death, so the death in the road is worth the chance of escaping to the other side.

Why do some things roll and some things fall out the sky?

R2D21999
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18,310 posts
Templar

Because the sky is the lord that chooses what goes.

What am I talking about?

lord0ftiki
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lord0ftiki
1,147 posts
Peasant

Your talking about you, Shrek, your cousins boat, and a whole weekend of *thwoi-p* fishing.

Why does every E and A key on a Korg make a weird sproingy sound when you flick it?

red303
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Farmer

They are made of jello.

What is love?

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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xXxDAPRO89xXx
6,772 posts
Count

Something made up by Haddaway, it has no real meaning.

Why is the color red proportional to clouds shaped like moving ducklings passing over Manhattan?

SirLegendary
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16,315 posts
Marquis

Because there are no red clouds.

Why do you think those things exist?

Guest_Pegasus1234
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Guest_Pegasus1234
1,282 posts
Blacksmith

Instructions Unclear, those things don't exist

what does ßæ mean?

trigon123
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trigon123
1,275 posts
Constable

"ßæ" mean "ßæ"

Am i a Cheese?

Saphire24
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3,030 posts
Scribe

Yes, but because you are, you must move Caerphilly.

Did you get my pun?

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
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Herald

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh no.

why is my brain melting?

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