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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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red303
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Shepherd

The maker is colorblind and can only see those colors.

Why does grass grow?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Because the sun feeds it electricity.

Why does my phone ring?

snjezana_hadzic
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1,537 posts
Shepherd

Because there's a monkey inside it that yells when you get a call.

Why is Sun so cold?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

People kept complaining about its heat.

Why is wood brown?

snjezana_hadzic
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snjezana_hadzic
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Shepherd

Because water is yellow, logically.

Why is lion so fluffy?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

They use the fluffy fur to lure in prey, before eating them.

Why haven't we invented pills that instantly implant 13 years of school and college in your brain?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

Wait, wait... what? Do you mean you aint get one? You really go to school/college and study?

Why is red so reddish?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
16,583 posts
Duke

Because he's always angry at the world.

Why does the count never win?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Because we haven't made a sacrifice to the count to 100 gods for a while now.

Where do platypi come from?

SirLegendary
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Duke

They come from the number 3.14

How does that relate to the previous question?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Because platypus is equal 3.14

Why Unleashed is a moderator?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Because Mankind is scared of him.

Why are you a user?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
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Duke

Because that is the only thing I can be.

Why we can't see oxygen?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Duke

Because you are an air head.

Why can't we hold fire?

ChapZ
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ChapZ
2,136 posts
Duke

Because you can't touch Fire God.

Why can't we see in the dark?

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