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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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SirLegendary
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Marquis

Because the sun feeds it electricity.

Why does my phone ring?

snjezana_hadzic
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Farmer

Because there's a monkey inside it that yells when you get a call.

Why is Sun so cold?

red303
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Farmer

People kept complaining about its heat.

Why is wood brown?

snjezana_hadzic
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snjezana_hadzic
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Farmer

Because water is yellow, logically.

Why is lion so fluffy?

red303
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Farmer

They use the fluffy fur to lure in prey, before eating them.

Why haven't we invented pills that instantly implant 13 years of school and college in your brain?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Viceroy

Wait, wait... what? Do you mean you aint get one? You really go to school/college and study?

Why is red so reddish?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Marquis

Because he's always angry at the world.

Why does the count never win?

red303
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Farmer

Because we haven't made a sacrifice to the count to 100 gods for a while now.

Where do platypi come from?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Marquis

They come from the number 3.14

How does that relate to the previous question?

ChapZ
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Archduke

Because platypus is equal 3.14

Why Unleashed is a moderator?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Marquis

Because Mankind is scared of him.

Why are you a user?

ChapZ
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Archduke

Because that is the only thing I can be.

Why we can't see oxygen?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Marquis

Because you are an air head.

Why can't we hold fire?

ChapZ
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Archduke

Because you can't touch Fire God.

Why can't we see in the dark?

SirLegendary
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SirLegendary
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Marquis

Because we use our eyes.

Who are you?

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