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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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red303
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Shepherd

Because attention wants people.

Can you write a 7 word response to this question without using the letter "a"?

dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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Bard

[insert response with seven legit words here]

is it just me or did something happen in somewhere at some time?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

Only the pink kind.

How do you spell?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Scribe

With letters made of flayed human skin of course.

Why does fire feel so good on the skin?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Because fire is very soft.

Who won?

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

To.

How do you mario party?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Scribe

With no pants and a flamethrower.

Why are hydrogenated oils so good for you?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

Your skin absorbs them and they go straight to your brain, controlling you and making you feel good. They then force you to buy more.

How many much longer will I live?

SportShark
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SportShark
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Scribe

As long as you continually stay active on AG.

How long have I lived?

red303
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red303
7,571 posts
Shepherd

-10 seconds

How long have I been dead?

Shoeminor
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Shoeminor
912 posts
Blacksmith

Carrot.

What's the square root of onion?
(it's an impossible quiz question)

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Scribe

The square root of an onion is a onion root that has been cut on four sides to make it square.

Why can't we smell colors?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

You can if you get high enough.

Is Donald Trump a robot?

SportShark
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SportShark
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Scribe

No, he's a cyborg.

Can cyborgs do Gangnam Style?

red303
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red303
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Shepherd

They can try, but they end up just doing the robot.

What's a dumb answer?

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