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Minigore12
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Peasant

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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armorplayergc
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King

Because the more you want it, the longer it takes to get it... (sometimes)

Why is life not fair?

red303
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Farmer

Because life likes to see people suffer.

Is there a monster under my bed?

SportShark
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Bard

Yes, it's a hideous beast make up of all of your angst and primal fears that is lurking, waiting to pounce upon you with the unfetered ferocity of a thousand demonic assassins.

Why am I sitting outside right now even though it's 35° F and 10:00pm?

armorplayergc
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King

Because you are going to see something awesome, something that can change your life if you see it

Is the cake an actual lie?

SportShark
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Bard

Yes, because although you may think that you can eat it, it just wants to overdraw your credit card balance.

Why has society cast me into the gutter?

armorplayergc
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King

Because the society doesn't know what it is doing to people :/

What day will be tomorrow?

red303
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Farmer

Christmas

Why is there not any snow here?

armorplayergc
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King

Because the snow is also on holidays! SNOW HAS FEELINGS TOO!

Why is the Earth named Earth?

Gogotank
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Baron

It comes from its grandfather.

What is an internet?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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King

It's an internal net

Why are we a little crazy sometimes?

red303
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Farmer

Because this website is making us go insane.

Will you attend the funeral of 2015?

armorplayergc
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King

Despite 2015 being the most annoying year of my life, I will because it wasn't a complete waste of time

Will you be alive when AG counts to 100 (years) in 2105?

red303
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Farmer

Probably not naturally. However, science is in the process of creating pills that can extend your life, so who knows.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?

armorplayergc
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King

I'll call the police

Have you ever seen the rain?

MachoManShark
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Jester

What do you mean by "the" rain? I have seen lots of rain recently, in fact much flooding is going on here, but is that "the" rain you were speaking of?

Why do have to take everything so literally?

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