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How can you tell when someone's really dead?

To die is to be alone

Can I go to sleep now..?

I don't know, can you?

Is that a proper response?

I don't know, is it?

How to become a skeleton?

You have to take a very powerful X-Ray from yourself

How does it feel to be skeleton-mized?

You might die.

What happens if you die?

File not found.

Why are you happy?

(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I'm happy)
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do

Why is Pharrell Williams so happy?

Because he's laughing at somebody's demise

Let it be?

Nah, let's imagine we lived in a yellow submarine yesterday

Satisfaction?

It's in the tin.

Why is the chat dead?

Because he was shot by a shotgun. twice.

Who killed the chat?

The spammers.

Who are the spammers?

People.

Why am I sleepy?

The Consortium of Memelords have been spiking your food and drinks with duloxetine.

But why am I also sleepy?