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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Chryosten
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Herald

Only if you bury it between two potatoes.

Why are flies attracted to people?

The_Devils_Advocate
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240 posts
Nomad

Because they like em thick, and we humans are really thick compared to them

Why am I so ugly but have the body of a greek god?

Yellowcat
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Treasurer

Because you're Hephaestus.

Why do people have to sleep?

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
1,954 posts
Bard

To run from insanity.

Why is the society decaying?

The_Devils_Advocate
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The_Devils_Advocate
240 posts
Nomad

Because it died a long time ago, and things decay when they die.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
1,954 posts
Bard

Suicide. To get to the other side.

Where'd sun go?

The_Devils_Advocate
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The_Devils_Advocate
240 posts
Nomad

on vacation.

Do you like your water when its wet?

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

I like it extra wet, dat tasty water

What's going ooon

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

Things that are going out, times -1, that's what going on

What's going out?

Ramit12
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Ramit12
2,966 posts
Baron

Things that don't happen in.

What's going in?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,869 posts
Treasurer

Things that don't happen out.

What's going in the middle?

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
16,463 posts
King

The sum of things that happen in the Right + things that happen in the Left, divided by 2

What's happening in the Right?

The_Devils_Advocate
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The_Devils_Advocate
240 posts
Nomad

Conservatism and many proud republicans

Whats going on in the left?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,869 posts
Treasurer

Liberalism and many disappointed Democrats.

What's going on in the top?

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
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Bard

Corrupt leadership, the greedy rich, and the occasional pop of a few great contributors to the humanity.

What's goin' down babe!?

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