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Minigore12
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The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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stephenking
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'Cause he ain't Frogger.

Why do I wear clothes?

notinthepie3
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Cuz you don't want people seein your JUNK

Why do pineapples have spikes?

Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

Because they want to look like fat short palm trees!
Why did my grandma buy me an orange fishnet oversized sweatshirt that serves no purpose?

stephenking
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Because monkeys hate you.

Why did I yell at myself?

notinthepie3
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Well actually, you live in an alternative reality where you SEEM to yell at yourself but you are really yelling at a pudding cup. You got mad at "yourself" in that reality because you ate all of the pudding.

Why are some people obsessed with bowling?

stephenking
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Because they can do nothing else.

Why do people like to yell at other people?

notinthepie3
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658 posts
Nomad

Because their lungs fill up with too much air and they had to find a way to let it all out.

Why is grass green?

stephenking
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Nomad

Because the sky took blue.

Why is blood red?

Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

Because of icecream.
Why is the sky blue? Nitrogen doesnt count

stephenking
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Nomad

Because an old lady made pie and the smell made the sky blue.

Do you believe in aliens?

notinthepie3
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Nomad

WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THAT?

^doubles as answer and question ;D

Alexistigerspice
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Farmer

Its not in the pie thats for sure!
What technically is not in the pie notinthepie3?

stephenking
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A stupid question my magic hat said to do.

Do you like monkeys?

notinthepie3
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What technically is not in the pie notinthepie3?


... if you MUST know...

Do you like monkeys?


Do I like dirty, hairy, smelly, ugly, furry, stinky balls of poo-flinging fur. Yes. (jkjkjkj no offense to all the monkeys out there ;D
notinthepie3
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QUESTION:

What is pi?

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