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Minigore12
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Peasant

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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JohnGarell
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Shepherd

| What does caned e taste like?

Like a grammar-nazi. Or his bad quotes.

What is 2+2*2=?

acmed
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Peasant

Your mom.

Are you my mom?

Chryosten
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16,280 posts
Constable

Yes, if she has a beard, cross dresses and acts like a women although 'she' is a man. Then yes. :P

How many wood can a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker can chuck wood?

CommanderPaladin
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1,538 posts
Peasant

68 Cord per day.
(^"cord" is a unit of measure for cut and stacked wood.)

Why is your armatar holding that flame so close to its face that it looks like your right eyeball is on fire?

MegaIPOD
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Shepherd

Because Her Armatar is gonna get a new eyeball this week anyway :P

Why do you have a shield for a face?

CommanderPaladin
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1,538 posts
Peasant

Because it's way less vulnerable than face skin.

Why do you not have working man's crud under your fingernails?

MegaIPOD
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422 posts
Shepherd

i didn't understand the question.

Why do u prefer shield's than faces?

CommanderPaladin
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Peasant

Because they're way less vulnerable than face skin.

Why is there not the dirt from a good day's work under your fingernails?
-or-
Why are your fingernails clean?

tom0000009
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1,316 posts
Shepherd

Are you discriminating against shield faced people?!?!

What is a shield?

tom0000009
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Shepherd

Whoops, I've been ninjad

Whats ninjad?

CommanderPaladin
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Peasant

Getting covertly posted ahead of at the same time, ninja-style.

Why does your collar have vents?
(perhaps for getting hot under the collar?...)

Riptizoid101
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6,303 posts
Blacksmith

Because that is how I get the air from the AC.

Why am I who I am?

tom0000009
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tom0000009
1,316 posts
Shepherd

Because you are Riptizoid101.

Whats a Riptizoid101?

CommanderPaladin
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CommanderPaladin
1,538 posts
Peasant

A beginner course for robotic velociraptors.

Why did you post at 21:04 (9:04)?

pickpocket
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Blacksmith

Because he felt like it
If a dragon fly can eat a chicken whole, how many oranges does the aardvarke have?

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