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sinnikis
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sinnikis
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Nomad

How this works is you make a rap dissing the person above you.You try to insult them but nothing too mean.

Player 1: Im the best rapper you ever will see,
And thats cuz no ones better than me.
Ill beat you down and you'll end up in China!
Then I'll go buy dinner at a fancy Diner!

Player 2: Your raps are weak,
But mine are at their peak!
Its sad that you think you can win
Because your rhymes belong in a trash bin!

So that is how it works first person gets to diss me!And remember to rhyme!!!

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AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
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Nomad

Your raps are bad as peanut butter stew
Your raps are smelly and belong in a zoo.
You've just been mocked,
How long until this thread gets locked?

masterofexitpath
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masterofexitpath
598 posts
Nomad

About this thread, I don't know
Not as low as I've seen threads go
So try to give it a second chance
It might be worth remembrance.

AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
896 posts
Nomad

Time can tell this mystery
But sadly your raps are history.
My raps are just plain pro
Your raps are outright low.

sinnikis
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sinnikis
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Nomad

it's funny that you think that your raps are pro,
Cuz imma tell you the truth right here bro,
Your raps ain't good,
because i could,
Beat them as fast,
just because my rhymes are a blast.

AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
896 posts
Nomad

Your raps are lame
Its a crying shame.
Your raps aren't worth
Mud from the earth.
I set the standard, I set the bar
For what raps really are.

sinnikis
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sinnikis
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Nomad

You set the bar?
Ha Im the real star.
Im bustin raps faster than you are.
Youre getting in too far
I'll be getting girls while you change the oil in my car.
You go up against me ill beat you into the ground!
Then I'll be crowned,
Because my raps are profound!

AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
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Nomad

Your raps are poor and make no sense
Maybe that's cause your head is really dense.
I'll give you your prize
Which will be a harsh rap demise.
The book 'bout rap was writ by me
The rapper of champs I'll always be.

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

That's such a lie
I think I'm gona cry
U think ur king
But u can't even sing
So listen to me fool
Cauz I'm just to cool
Let the pros do their work
And u go back to school

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

what no one wants to challenge me?
its cauz im too cool to be
im too good at this little game
i could drive people insane
so im gona bring the pain
to the next person to show their face
im gona show them how to be an ace
so bring it on you foolish kids
im gonna teach u how to live

BladeBreaker
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BladeBreaker
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Nomad

Not to rain on your parade, but this isn't exactly a forum game. Post on the "make a rap" thread in the art forum instead.

AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
896 posts
Nomad

Who are you with that smack talk?
It's time for you to walk the walk.
I'll challenge you without a doubt
WHEN you lose, try not to pout.
I'll shove your raps down your sorry throat
They're so bad, I've heard better from a goat
Go on and do your worst
I'll win this battle and come in first!

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

What's that your saying to me?
Sounds just like jibberish don't u agree?
Take a seat
Cauz I'm bring the heat
This is how it's done man
No one can do as good as I can
So shut your mouth my amigo
And listen to the pro go

AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
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Nomad

Son, you don't know how to rap
You listen good, while you're here on my lap
I'll show you how its done
Cuz I am number one
You just picked a rap fight
With the wrong person tonight
If you know what I mean,
Imma lean mean rappin' machine!

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

Come on man now that's just sad
That rappin is darn bad
Try a little harder
And be a little smarter
And some u might be rappin like me!
Now on to your scary rappin
Listen to that makes me go a laughing
Now onto more sierios matters
When you rap, glass shatters
And when zombies are comin
All out brain hunting
I'm gonna be runin
Strait to you so you start rappin
And blow their heads off with that raquet
Man this is how it's done
You won't be havin any fun
Let me teach you a lesson
Clean up that sad mess man
And quit while you still can

AfterBurner0
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AfterBurner0
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Nomad

If you think I'm gonna back down
You better just get outta town!
My rap has feelin that you don't know
I rap whether its in rain, sleet or snow
Bring out what you got, yeah the whole darn show
I'll eat donuts made from dough!
Zombies really?
That's pretty silly.
My raps are the best
None can protest.
But your pride is small.
Quit while you have any at all!

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