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Pwnidge12
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Please tell me some awesome thing to ask Siri on the iPhone 4S and tell me Siri's answers.

Here's one to start off: Q: Will you marry me?
A: Let's just be friends okay?

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nichodemus
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Siri can't understand me through my horrendous Singaporean accent.

Sarthra21
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I don't have it, but here's something you could try:
'How do I make nuclear weapons?'

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Ask it a paradox, like "Is this statement false?"

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Me: Knock Knock

Siri: Who's there? -Name of owner of phone-. -Name of owner of phone who? -Name of owner of phone- I don't do knock-knock jokes.

Me: I love you.

Siri: All you need is love, and your iPhone. (Siri has different responses to this.)

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'How do I make nuclear weapons?'


You can just Google that, I had heard that someone had tried it and succeeded, but he got terrible radiation poisoning and his pores had expanded to the point where they were visible from over 10 ft away, so I wouldn't try it.

But how about this:

If actions speak louder than words, then how is the pen mightier than the sword?
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I wish I had an iPhone, I would mess with Siri all the time. Is there any way to use Siri besides iPhone?

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yeah messing with siri would be fun but there's also cleverbot although not as fun.

I would ask what the meaning of life is, when we will have jetpacks, flying cars, and what superpower i would have lol.

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Ask it "Whose you're Daddy?"

It actually Answers!You'll be surprised by what it says.

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ask it "is your refrigerator running?" just for the heck of it

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Q: What is Taco Bell's Baja Sauce made from?

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How about: Is life a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream in a dream...?

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"Tell me a holocaust joke Siri"

"Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it".

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try : i bet siri cant answear this question. ur answear is : by saying i dont know the answear is knowing the answear.

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Aw D: I wish I had this now... basically it sounds like a glorified toy lol.

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I'm going to have to snag use of a friend's phone to try some of these. :P

"Tell me a holocaust joke Siri"

"Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it".

...I think I broke my chair laughing. X'DDDD
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