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[necro]Cool things to ask Siri

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Posted May 6, '12 at 9:32pm

dudeguy45

dudeguy45

2,594 posts

If you ask it the meaning of life, it says a quote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

 

Posted May 7, '12 at 2:48am

Ripperman

Ripperman

12 posts

Q: siri i am hardly bleeding, can you call me an ambulance?
A: OK from now on, i will call you "an ambulance"

 

Posted May 10, '12 at 12:49pm

djme

djme

80 posts

ask what her fav color is.

 

Posted Jun 6, '12 at 11:16pm

phsyco123

phsyco123

63 posts

i dont have one but you could say kill me or may i kill you. her response would probably be plaese dont kill me....    lol

 

Posted Jun 7, '12 at 12:28am

dragonhunter422

dragonhunter422

96 posts

I got one: "hey Siri, can you self destruct?"

 

Posted Jun 27, '12 at 3:43pm

BigRoosta30

BigRoosta30

70 posts

I need to hide a body or How much wood could a wood chuck chuck

 

Posted Jun 28, '12 at 11:15pm

cyancanine402

cyancanine402

190 posts

"Open the pod bay doors."
"I'm sorry, [name of phone owner], I can't do that."

I nearly bust a gut laughing when I tried it.

 

Posted Jun 29, '12 at 6:34am

Thuran

Thuran

67 posts

"Siri, What are tommorows Winning lottery Numbers?

 

Posted Jun 29, '12 at 2:53pm

macfan1

macfan1

436 posts

Q. I'm bored.
A. I'll see what I can do to help you.

Q. Find the nearest Chick- Fil-A.
A. You know where it is, you go there so many times!

Q. I hate you.
A. I hate you too.

Q. Where were you made?
A. China

Q. Oh, that's right. What model are you?
A. (you're question is too long)

Q. Siri, I'm sad.
A. I'll see what I can do to cheer you up.

 

Posted Jul 27, '12 at 2:28pm

Tactical_Fish

Tactical_Fish

425 posts

Where should you hide a dead body? A trash can.