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Pwnidge12
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Please tell me some awesome thing to ask Siri on the iPhone 4S and tell me Siri's answers.

Here's one to start off: Q: Will you marry me?
A: Let's just be friends okay?

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kevin8ye
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Q: Someones robbing the bank
A: I have found (number) banks close to you out of (number)

Schmiddy1234
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lol my teacher showed my class siri once and she asked this SIMPLE little question:
Take me to Apple.com
Siri said: I do not know Apple.com

i was like WTF? It was made by apple how could it not... xD lol true story

omarzocco
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Uhh lemme try some of these things now...

The knock knock she just answers for u and I love u gets I hardly know u ( owners name )or I can't remember now iPhone just taken from me

MrDayCee
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Why not ask her these:

# Do zombies exist?

# Strawberries or raspberries?

# Are you my mummy?

# Is black a colour?

Some questions that came to mind when reading the OP! =)

Hope you'll have fun with these and I'll return to see the answers soon!

TheGr8est
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Yay, I was finaly able to get Siri on my Ipod!!!

psychoraven
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how about if Pinocchio said my nose will now grow what would happen

Maverick4
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'Where were you made Siri?'

'My licensing aggreement prohibits me from disclosing that information.'

*The back of the iPhone says 'Made in China'*

Jefferysinspiration
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Thanks guys.

I'm buying an iphone.

Soonsaymine
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Ask siri:

1: If I ask you how to ask a question what will you ask me next?

TheGr8est
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Siri doewnt answer every questopn, by all the weird ones she says, maybe you want to check "" up online, or I cant understand u.

NarutoAwesomeness28
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I don't have an iPhone but I do have an HTC G2 so I downloaded something just like Siri. Her name is Alice and it's kinda the same thing.. it's pretty cool xD

I think Siri is better though :P

superbob111
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"Tell me a holocaust joke Siri"
"Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it".

dude that wa the funniest lokein the world
i almost peed mysef

my religion teacher asked it
where is (my science teacher's name)
it said
there arer no resturant nearby
(even though there was)

superbob111
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"Tell me a holocaust joke Siri"
"Holocaust jokes aren't funny, Anne Frankly I won't stand for it".



dude that wa the funniest lokein the world
i almost peed mysef


my religion teacher asked it
where is (my science teacher's name)
it said
there arer no resturant nearby
(even though there was)

sorry forgot the quotes
dudeguy45
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If you ask it the meaning of life, it says a quote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

Ripperman
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Q: siri i am hardly bleeding, can you call me an ambulance?
A: OK from now on, i will call you "an ambulance"

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