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Pwnidge12
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Please tell me some awesome thing to ask Siri on the iPhone 4S and tell me Siri's answers.

Here's one to start off: Q: Will you marry me?
A: Let's just be friends okay?

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djme
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ask what her fav color is.

phsyco123
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i dont have one but you could say kill me or may i kill you. her response would probably be plaese dont kill me.... lol

dragonhunter422
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I got one: "hey Siri, can you self destruct?"

BigRoosta30
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I need to hide a body or How much wood could a wood chuck chuck

Thuran
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Peasant

"Siri, What are tommorows Winning lottery Numbers?

macfan1
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Q. I'm bored.
A. I'll see what I can do to help you.

Q. Find the nearest Chick- Fil-A.
A. You know where it is, you go there so many times!

Q. I hate you.
A. I hate you too.

Q. Where were you made?
A. China

Q. Oh, that's right. What model are you?
A. (you're question is too long)

Q. Siri, I'm sad.
A. I'll see what I can do to cheer you up.

Tactical_Fish
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Where should you hide a dead body? A trash can.

BRAAINZz
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Well, once on the radio I heard them playing with Siri and they told it to act absolutely stoned. It worked and it started wondering about those people you passed on the street ten years ago and what they're doing with their life. Best question ever.

Mycal101
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Ask siri what the best phone in the world is

Mycal101
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Ask siri to move out

bobawesome
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bobawesome
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If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

ebbas888
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can i be your freind?

DidactUnbound
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Tell Siri that you can't commit to a stable relationship with her, or something along those lines.

drewmat77
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Siri, when will my private helicopter land on top of the empire state building?

SSTG
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Ask her to show you a picture of herself.
Maybe she's hot or maybe not (like an old lady with a younger voice). xD

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