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The Many Uses of OctoCan - The Best Canned Octopus In The World!

Posted Nov 11, '11 at 7:57pm

UDude21

UDude21

698 posts

10. Target Practice

Have you been trying to use a slingshot, but couldn't? Just use OctoCan! All you have to do is take out the octopus and set up the can on a fence. Then, fire away!

 

Posted Nov 11, '11 at 8:00pm

loco5

loco5

16,326 posts

11. Easy way to start a child labor business

Got no money for a business? Not even enough for child labor? Well OctoCan works for free! Just open up the can and he'll start assembling cheap toys, or stitching those fake designer clothes!

 

Posted Nov 11, '11 at 8:20pm

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

11,422 posts

12. Scalp Massager.

Getting stressed? Having annoying headaches? Then OctoCan is for you! Just open it up and place the octopus on your head. Now sit back and relax as the octopus does it's job. Plus you get a free hat!

 

Posted Nov 11, '11 at 8:46pm

pokemonfire

pokemonfire

690 posts

13. stylish chair

having a party? need epic chairs use octocan!
batteries not included

 

Posted Nov 11, '11 at 9:30pm

j_c_mooncity

j_c_mooncity

1,068 posts

14. Ladder

Need to climb stuff, open a can of OctoCan and throw them against the wall, and poof, you can climb the wall like a spider. You alos get a free paint job because of the inkspots. OctoCan-The octopus in a can.

 

Posted Nov 11, '11 at 9:33pm

UDude21

UDude21

698 posts

15. Instant Army

Have you ever needed an army, and fast? Did you ever die becaue you didn't have an army? Well, not anymore! With OctoCan, you can just buy lots of cans, and you now have an octopus army at your disposal!

 

Posted Nov 11, '11 at 11:19pm

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

1,548 posts

16. Lasso
Tired of evil villains escaping your grasp again and again? You need OctoCan! Pop open the can, tie a rope to the octopus and throw it at the fleeing foe. With 8 legs full of suction cups, there's no way to escape!

As a bonus, if your aim is good and you hit the bad guy on the head, the mind control that Garriss mentioned will take effect!

 

Posted Nov 12, '11 at 12:16am

Garriss

Garriss

988 posts

17. Showers
Is your shower broken again? Aren't you tired of paying for it over and over again? Well just open a can of OctoCan and hang it on a rope then let it have some water. The water comes out of the suction cups! Plus it's portable! Refill it every monday!

 

Posted Nov 12, '11 at 2:05am

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

1,548 posts

18. Defense
Someone channeling Elmer Fudd and pointing a shotgun at you while thinking you're Bugs Bunny? Whip open your OctoCan and toss the critter over the gun barrel before false-Fudd shoots you. When he does, the gun will just balloon up like in every other cartoon and you'll be safe!

 

Posted Nov 12, '11 at 2:31am

Darkfire45

Darkfire45

11,422 posts

19. Fashion

Tired of buying more clothes? Want unique clothes? Then try OctoCan! By opening the cans and placing the octopuses next to each other, they will weave together to make clothes. Best of all, there is no limit to what you can create.

 
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