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Posted Nov 11, '11 at 8:00pm
loco5
1,099 posts
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11. Easy way to start a child labor business
Got no money for a business? Not even enough for child labor? Well OctoCan works for free! Just open up the can and he'll start assembling cheap toys, or stitching those fake designer clothes!
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Posted Nov 11, '11 at 8:20pm
Darkfire45
1,420 posts
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12. Scalp Massager.
Getting stressed? Having annoying headaches? Then OctoCan is for you! Just open it up and place the octopus on your head. Now sit back and relax as the octopus does it's job. Plus you get a free hat!
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Posted Nov 11, '11 at 8:46pm
pokemonfire
18 posts
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13. stylish chair
having a party? need epic chairs use octocan!
batteries not included
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Posted Nov 11, '11 at 9:30pm
j_c_mooncity
128 posts
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14. Ladder
Need to climb stuff, open a can of OctoCan and throw them against the wall, and poof, you can climb the wall like a spider. You alos get a free paint job because of the inkspots. OctoCan-The octopus in a can.
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Posted Nov 11, '11 at 9:33pm
UDude21
120 posts
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15. Instant Army
Have you ever needed an army, and fast? Did you ever die becaue you didn't have an army? Well, not anymore! With OctoCan, you can just buy lots of cans, and you now have an octopus army at your disposal!
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Posted Nov 11, '11 at 11:19pm
CommanderPaladin
467 posts
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16. Lasso
Tired of evil villains escaping your grasp again and again? You need OctoCan! Pop open the can, tie a rope to the octopus and throw it at the fleeing foe. With 8 legs full of suction cups, there's no way to escape!
As a bonus, if your aim is good and you hit the bad guy on the head, the mind control that Garriss mentioned will take effect!
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Posted Nov 12, '11 at 12:16am
Garriss
6 posts
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17. Showers
Is your shower broken again? Aren't you tired of paying for it over and over again? Well just open a can of OctoCan and hang it on a rope then let it have some water. The water comes out of the suction cups! Plus it's portable! Refill it every monday!
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Posted Nov 12, '11 at 2:05am
CommanderPaladin
467 posts
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18. Defense
Someone channeling Elmer Fudd and pointing a shotgun at you while thinking you're Bugs Bunny? Whip open your OctoCan and toss the critter over the gun barrel before false-Fudd shoots you. When he does, the gun will just balloon up like in every other cartoon and you'll be safe!
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Posted Nov 12, '11 at 2:31am
Darkfire45
1,420 posts
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19. Fashion
Tired of buying more clothes? Want unique clothes? Then try OctoCan! By opening the cans and placing the octopuses next to each other, they will weave together to make clothes. Best of all, there is no limit to what you can create.
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Posted Nov 12, '11 at 6:14pm
pokemonfire
18 posts
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20. pokeball
is that normal old pokeball not cutting it? is the great ball not that great anymore? is the ultra ball not at ultra value? the rest of the balls not cutting it enough including the master ball then try OctoCan-the best octopus in the world! toss it at your foe and relax while you watch your capture slowly die! i mean capture it! not impressed with that then try the master OctoCan i mean pokeball it catches the pokemon faster and you can relax becuase its not like your not going to need that zekrom or arceus!
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