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Use #242: Music Variety
Planning a cool bash but forgot to get a band to lay down some tunes? Dont worry, OctoCan is just the thing you need! While the original isn't much help, OctoRock, OctoPunk, OctoTechno and OctoRap (And MUCH MORE!) provide all the awesomeness you need! Each variety is specially trained to play instruments and sing according to the music Genre! All for $19.95, or an OctoPack (8) for $100! You save 60 bucks!
#243: Octo-Man!
Ever hear of the superhero AquaMan? He sucks, right? well, no need to fear, OctoMan is here! Just open the new SuperOctoCan, apply him to yourself (dont worry, his suckers ensure he wont fall off) and pose! Now you can fight crime on land as well as in the water! Stop polluters and whalers from hurting the sweet little animals with powers such as:
OctoGun: an 8-Barrel Ink cannon with the power of a Howitzer.
OctoCall: Summon a swarm of octopi to your aid!
OctoArmor: The squishy body of OctoMan absorbs anything from a sword to bullets!
AND MUCH MORE! 59.95 +10.99 S&H. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
Disclaimer: OctoCan will not fight on the side of darkness. Should you turn into a villain, be prepared to have your own OctoMan suit fight you!
244: OctoCraft!
Yes, OctoCan is finally expanding into Video Games! This new mod for Minecraft, OctoCraft implements a new mob: Octo! He's friendly, and should you encounter him in the ocean and feed him some food, he'll follow you around! He can do anything: Fight off other Mobs, build your house, farm, mine, even craft whatever you tell him too!
Minecraft 1.4.2 required.
3-IN-1 POST! Too many for you?