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The Many Uses of OctoCan - The Best Canned Octopus In The World!

Posted Nov 20, '12 at 4:07pm

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235. A ? Block

Have you just gotten attacked by some weird mutant turtle? Never fear, Octocan is here! Simply put it above your head and bam! a mushroom pops out.

Warning: OctoCan is not responsible for seeing things, Hearing things, or thinking your son is a pineapple.

 

Posted Nov 21, '12 at 11:37am

MagicTree

MagicTree

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236. New! MageOcto!
Is your normal OctoCan just not cut out for the job. Do you need elemental powers on your side? Well, MageOcto is just the thing you need! MageOcto comes in different styles, including;
EarthOcto WaterOcto
FireOcto LightMageOcto
AirOcto And last but not least, DarkMageOcto!

[i]Warning! DarkOcto cannot be used to kill or any other evil activity, although LightMageOcto and DarkMageOcto will engage into an epic wizard battle at sight of eachother

 

Posted Nov 21, '12 at 1:36pm

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237. Pet

Are you bored? Are your evenings not as fun anymore? Not anymore with the Octocat! Simply plop it out of the can and Voila! a Cat with the body of an octopus.

 

Posted Nov 21, '12 at 6:30pm

Poizaz00

Poizaz00

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238. Flavored Octocan!

Do you need sauce for your dish? Are you out of ingredients? Octocan to the rescue, with New and Improved Flavored Octocan! The ink is also a sauce!

 

Posted Nov 21, '12 at 6:47pm

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239. Friend

Lonely? No friends? Pop open a can of OctoCan and instantly you have yourself a friend!

 

Posted Nov 22, '12 at 12:00pm

pokemonrocks126

pokemonrocks126

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240 evolve stone

cant evole your magmar snivy not strong enougn as it is then open an evoleapus and it will evolve your pokemon to the full evolution and lvl 200

warning octocan is not responsible for pokemon not obayeing you you being seen of as a hacker or your ds explodeing from the epicness

 

Posted Nov 23, '12 at 11:16am

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Azywng

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241: Item transformer!
Turns an item--any item--into a much awesomer version!

 

Posted Nov 23, '12 at 11:28am

Azywng

Azywng

377 posts

(Expansion on #241)

For instance, any toy (or weapon or even animal for that matter) becomes 10 times awesomer! Just pop open a can, put the octopus over the item, and wait for 30 minutes. Then, Ta-Da!

Disclaimer: Resulting Item may be covered in octopus poo. You have been warned.

 

Posted Nov 23, '12 at 6:04pm

theEPICgameKING

theEPICgameKING

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Tried to post this before, but it didn't go through...very strange.
Use #242: Music Variety
Planning a cool bash but forgot to get a band to lay down some tunes? Dont worry, OctoCan is just the thing you need! While the original isn't much help, OctoRock, OctoPunk, OctoTechno and OctoRap (And MUCH MORE!) provide all the awesomeness you need! Each variety is specially trained to play instruments and sing according to the music Genre! All for $19.95, or an OctoPack (8) for $100! You save 60 bucks!

#243: Octo-Man!
Ever hear of the superhero AquaMan? He sucks, right? well, no need to fear, OctoMan is here! Just open the new SuperOctoCan, apply him to yourself (dont worry, his suckers ensure he wont fall off) and pose! Now you can fight crime on land as well as in the water! Stop polluters and whalers from hurting the sweet little animals with powers such as:
OctoGun: an 8-Barrel Ink cannon with the power of a Howitzer.
OctoCall: Summon a swarm of octopi to your aid!
OctoArmor: The squishy body of OctoMan absorbs anything from a sword to bullets!
AND MUCH MORE! 59.95 +10.99 S&H. Allow 6-8 weeks for delivery.
Disclaimer: OctoCan will not fight on the side of darkness. Should you turn into a villain, be prepared to have your own OctoMan suit fight you!

244: OctoCraft!
Yes, OctoCan is finally expanding into Video Games! This new mod for Minecraft, OctoCraft implements a new mob: Octo! He's friendly, and should you encounter him in the ocean and feed him some food, he'll follow you around! He can do anything: Fight off other Mobs, build your house, farm, mine, even craft whatever you tell him too!
Minecraft 1.4.2 required.

3-IN-1 POST! Too many for you?

 

Posted Nov 24, '12 at 11:08am

Azywng

Azywng

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Oh my Awesome. OK, MAH TURN!

245: OctoHouse!
Tired of living in lean-tos and shacks? Lost in the desert and need some protection from the elements? Then OctoHouse can help you! Just pop open a can, and watch OctoHouse transform into a comfortable (albeit in only one color) dwelling!

246: OctoTarget Targeting System!
Always keep on missing the mark? Forgetting to aim before you shoot? Then Let OctoTarget do it for you! Just pop it on your weapon and the octopus does all the rest!

247: OctoShield
Dishing it out, but unable to take it? Always getting owned in sword fights? Then Octocan can help! Just pop out the octopus and it will transform into a shield that can withstand anything, from sword strikes to bullets to even a tactical nuke or two!

So. What now?

 
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