33. Bungee Jumper
Like to bungee jump but worried about the safety or lack thereof concerning your gear?  Use OctoCan!  Attach one set of suckers to yourself and the other set to whatever you're jumping off of, and take your ill-advised leap of faith!
Warning: OctoCan's springiness, upon rebound, may shoot you into the stratosphere.

34. INSTANT GANG
sick of being picked on
bullies punching you to much
well grab at least 20 cans of OctoCan and open them up
then boom there you go

35. Protection (sorta)
[An expansion, in a way, of the above use]
Are you a shrimpy little thing who can't avoid getting beat up all the time?  Well then, you need OctoCan!  The next time someone opens up a can of kick-butt on you, open your can of OctoCan.  The octo will engulf the impending butt-kick, rendering it harmless and likely embarrassing the person responsible for it.
Disclaimer: DOES NOT WORK ON CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS.  EVER.

36.Stress reliever
Are you stressed? Tons of homework? Bullies? Big Brothers? No need to worry, OctoCan is the best stress toy there is! It is squishy, squeezable, squashy and mushy! You be mad not to buy it!
Warning: Waych out for the ink!

37. Prank stress reliever
Grab a can of EctoCan and say something along the lines of "Here. I know you're stressed." and watch as the hilarious scene unfolds. The ghost Octo pops out and... I wont spoil it.

38. Auto repair.

Fill flat tires with liquid inside to keep them from going flat! Also good for keeping your shocks in good repair.

39: trampoline

just pour out and jump.(becarful cause they dont come off)

40. Torpedo
Place a cna in a magnatorp launcher, find the nearest dominion warship, ad fire away!

41. Automotive Safety
Worried about maniac drivers and cars that collapse upon impact?  OctoCan to the rescue! (insert cheesy "ta-da" type sound here)  Just cover your car in the Octopi, and they'll absorb any level of impact force up to a small comet.  Or, for something a little more rigid, leave the Octopi in the cans and cover your car that way.  Guaranteed to stop vehicle accidents and armor-piercing anti-tank sabot rounds.

42. Makes Great Toy
OctoCan is fun to play with, and underwater, OctoCan turns into a live octopus! If it unleashes a odd sound, get out. It's it's mating call.

Fashion

Ever worry about going to school and nkt having anything good to wear? Well with octocan you can go to school and feel confident that you're the best looking person there. Wear it as a hat! Shoes! Gloves! Even as pants! The possibilities are endless!

Warning: octocan can do nothing for people who are already ugly. Do not apply octocan to hair if you have hair, and do use as pants if you are male.