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The Many Uses of OctoCan - The Best Canned Octopus In The World!

Posted Nov 20, '11 at 1:30pm

xAyjAy

xAyjAy

1,683 posts

31. Room Cleaner

do you hate it to hear your mom saying: clean your room! are you to tired or to lazy to clean your room? OctoCan is the answer! just open a OctoCan and release the octopus and he do the work for you! your room was never so clean in your entire life after you used OctoCan.

32. Homework Solver

your parents are to busy to help you with your homework? use the new Dr.OctoCan! he helps you with your homework and you get an A+!

 

Posted Nov 20, '11 at 11:21pm

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

506 posts

33. Bungee Jumper
Like to bungee jump but worried about the safety or lack thereof concerning your gear?  Use OctoCan!  Attach one set of suckers to yourself and the other set to whatever you're jumping off of, and take your ill-advised leap of faith!
Warning: OctoCan's springiness, upon rebound, may shoot you into the stratosphere.

 

Posted Nov 22, '11 at 7:41pm

pokemonfire

pokemonfire

18 posts

34. INSTANT GANG
sick of being picked on
bullies punching you to much
well grab at least 20 cans of OctoCan and open them up
then boom there you go

 

Posted Nov 23, '11 at 1:05am

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

506 posts

35. Protection (sorta)
[An expansion, in a way, of the above use]
Are you a shrimpy little thing who can't avoid getting beat up all the time?  Well then, you need OctoCan!  The next time someone opens up a can of kick-butt on you, open your can of OctoCan.  The octo will engulf the impending butt-kick, rendering it harmless and likely embarrassing the person responsible for it.
Disclaimer: DOES NOT WORK ON CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKS.  EVER.

 

Posted Nov 29, '11 at 11:25am

MagicTree

MagicTree

360 posts

36.Stress reliever
Are you stressed? Tons of homework? Bullies? Big Brothers? No need to worry, OctoCan is the best stress toy there is! It is squishy, squeezable, squashy and mushy! You be mad not to buy it!
Warning: Waych out for the ink!

37. Prank stress reliever
Grab a can of EctoCan and say something along the lines of "Here. I know you're stressed." and watch as the hilarious scene unfolds. The ghost Octo pops out and... I wont spoil it.

 

Posted Nov 29, '11 at 3:56pm

crazyape

crazyape

501 posts

38. Auto repair.

Fill flat tires with liquid inside to keep them from going flat! Also good for keeping your shocks in good repair.

 

Posted Nov 29, '11 at 4:15pm

aamer13

aamer13

263 posts

39: trampoline

just pour out and jump.(becarful cause they dont come off)

 

Posted Nov 29, '11 at 4:29pm

crazyape

crazyape

501 posts

40. Torpedo
Place a cna in a magnatorp launcher, find the nearest dominion warship, ad fire away!

 

Posted Nov 29, '11 at 6:50pm

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

506 posts

41. Automotive Safety
Worried about maniac drivers and cars that collapse upon impact?  OctoCan to the rescue! (insert cheesy "ta-da" type sound here)  Just cover your car in the Octopi, and they'll absorb any level of impact force up to a small comet.  Or, for something a little more rigid, leave the Octopi in the cans and cover your car that way.  Guaranteed to stop vehicle accidents and armor-piercing anti-tank sabot rounds.

 

Posted Nov 29, '11 at 7:32pm

BoredMartian

BoredMartian

276 posts

42. Makes Great Toy
OctoCan is fun to play with, and underwater, OctoCan turns into a live octopus! If it unleashes a odd sound, get out. It's it's mating call.

 
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