44. cool candiate name.

want to go up for presidant make octocan your name it sounds cool

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45. Game Assist
Ever play a computer game where you have to push a bunch of buttons really fast and you can't keep up?  Release your OctoCan onto the keyboard, and watch your score multiply!

46. house builder

dont you have enougth money to buy a house? cant you even rent one? OctoCan is the answer! just buy a can of the new Constructor-OctoCan and he builds everything you want!

47: wig

Are you bald , well Octocan can't help.

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^ Aamer, OctoCan can do anything!  And since this thread is about what all it can do, your post is kind of like spam to the subject.

Here's a rework to get things back on track:

47.1: Wig
Are you bald?  OctoCan can help!  Just use the octopus as a wig, or if you want you can use the octo's suckers to pull some new hair right out of your scalp and into a nice new head of hair!

48: Stain Remover
Got an ugly stain on the carpet that brand-name cleaners and powerful acids just aren't getting?  Use OctoCan!  Release that little critter onto the affected area, then just sit back and watch the stain disappear before your very eyes!  Also works on lime scale and hard water deposits, so make sure you get plenty of OctoCans to use as stain removers!

49. Homework helper

Is your homework too hard and you can't even understand it. OPEN THE OCTOCAN! It does your homework in a blink! Just erase the extra black ink marks.

50. Balloons.

Have a party soon and you forgot to buy a packet of balloons? Use OctoCan! By pumping in helium and tying a string to it, you can give it out to the kids. Best of all, dying the ink inside the octopus will make pretty colours.

51. nuke !!

are you a crazy terrorist ?? dont you have anough money to buy a nuke ?? well that kind of problem wont ever happen again !!! cause with a octocan nuke you can destroy everywhere you want within a second !!

Environment Protection
Oh noes! The d*mn woodcutters are at it again! No worries! just plant a  SeedoCan in the ground and, within minutes, a massive OctoCan tree! Grows 2-126 OctoCans. For a limited time only!

O.O aarmer, how could you? I'll give you another chance 'cause you didn't know. Now, OctoCan can do anything!

53. Stealing

Ever tried to steal something, but just got caught every time? Well just open an OctoCan and watch the little critter pickpocket everybody! You'll never run out of things to use!

54. Trusty Friends

Don't have friends you can rely on? Just open an OctoCan, and he'll always keep your dearest secrets. In fact, it'll always be behind you! Oh OctoCan Can do anything!