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The Many Uses of OctoCan - The Best Canned Octopus In The World!

Posted Dec 6, '11 at 9:09am

xAyjAy

xAyjAy

1,683 posts

62. umbrella and propeller

you dont have an umbrella and its raining? OctoCan is what you need! just open a can and put the lil helper on a stick. he moves so fast that no rain drop hits you, you fly, too!

63. companionship

feeling lonely? nobody want to be your friens? or do you need a date? open a can of OctoCan, and you will never be alone again!

 

Posted Dec 6, '11 at 1:37pm

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

506 posts

64. Steering Wheel Cover.
Want to make your ride look fancy?  An octopus is the best steering wheel cover ever.  Period.  Large Octopuses can also be used as seat covers!

 

Posted Dec 6, '11 at 3:48pm

Riptizoid101

Riptizoid101

3,287 posts

65. Wrestling

Ever realized that WWE wrestling is fake? Open up some cans  of OctoCan, put one female octopus and lots of male octopuses, and wala! You got yourself a sticky situation! Wrestling with octopuses is awesome!

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to reach for the female octopus.

 

Posted Dec 6, '11 at 4:06pm

aamer13

aamer13

263 posts

66: Bann proof

Get banned alot? well relese millions of octos and say 'hyuki ducki fush magha' and BAM they cover you in a Bann proff sheild.

 

Posted Dec 7, '11 at 2:07pm

CommanderPaladin

CommanderPaladin

506 posts

^Disclaimer:  If you get banned a lot, there's probably a good reason for it, which also means you shouldn't use OctoCan because OctoCan does not support the evasion of bans.

67. Party Animal.
You know the old cliche of going wild at a party and putting a lampshade on your head?  Boring.  It's old.  It's overused.  But now, you can take it up a notch - put an OCTOPUS on your head!  Guaranteed to spike the crazy meter way past 11!

Remember people, there's an OctoCan Clan!  If you join, you get clan points for posting your crazy ideas!  Sign up today!

 

Posted Dec 7, '11 at 4:22pm

aamer13

aamer13

263 posts

68:  Does your friend keep showing off his octopus? well get some Octocan today and now YOU can BRAG

this message was brought to you byy: OHHHH YEAAAAA

 

Posted Dec 8, '11 at 7:48am

xAyjAy

xAyjAy

1,683 posts

69. super hero

do you dream of becomming a hero with super powers? then open a can of the brand new radio active OctoCan and put the octopus on your head. you will turn into OctoCan man, the super hero with 8 arms, the power of summoning an octopus army, the ability to fly and super strenght. and you can breath under water, too!

how can i become a member of the OctoCan clan? just by asking? maybe stupid question but without asking i would never know. meh, i open a can of OctoCan can get the answer...

70. answer machine

have you a question and nobody knows the answer? open a can of OctoCan and whisper the question into the can. you get quicker an answer as you can say the longest word you know three times!

 

Posted Dec 8, '11 at 10:17am

amorboy

amorboy

147 posts

71. zombie pack

you are tired ?? nothing to do ?? everyday the same day ?? just buy the OctoCan zombie pack and your life will be extremely awesome !!! you can shoot down zombies every day you wake up !! infect ppl !! and have a *-*-*-*-*-* up world !! call now and we will give you a  vtol and a M4 with unlimited ammo and oh a free body guard that can pilot the vtol just for free !! dont forget these three free offers are only limited for today !!!

note : while activating the pack get out of the building ... cause you know you dont wanna turn into a zombie!!!

note 2: and oh if you are surrounded with zombies and your bodyguard is dead your weapon is broken and your vtol is out of gas no problem !! just buy this :

72 . anti zombie team (AZA_Octo)

just push the read button thingy and a army from 1000 strong and heavily armed man will be ready for you just let them to pick up their weapons and tanks and of course choppers so they can free the way for you !! and oh dont worry for their food !! cause if you order this to you will get unlimited food supply for your self and the army !!

call us !

 

Posted Dec 8, '11 at 12:31pm

Runescape124

Runescape124

91 posts

73. Lemonade-Maker

Hands tired from squeezing all thoughs lemons? Pop open a can of Octocan, and watch as the Octocan doesn't just get it done, he does it 8 times faster!!!

 

Posted Dec 8, '11 at 12:32pm

Runescape124

Runescape124

91 posts

73.2: Also works with orange juice

 
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