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Posted Dec 8, '11 at 5:49pm
xAyjAy
1,492 posts
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75. rescue
are you in danger and there is nobody? are you in trouble and you need some help? or is a wild animal attacking you like a bear or a shark? then open a can of OctoCan, and youre safe again!
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 12:01am
CommanderPaladin
467 posts
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76. Christmas Carolers.
Do you like to go Christmas caroling on cold winters' nights but none of your friends can carry a tune in a dump truck? Use OctoCan! Open the same number of cans as the number of people you want in your group, and all the octopi will begin to sing in perfect harmony! They'll even sort themselves out by how high or deep they each sing!
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 2:54pm
Riptizoid101
266 posts
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77. Eating
As the title may suggest, Octocans could be used for eating. No, No, No, I'm not talking about the conventional "eating the octopus," But rather, letting it feed you! You'll never pick up another utensil ever again.
Disclaimer:Some OctoCans are not well trained. Do not give an octopus a fork or a knife until at least 3 years of use. Results may vary.
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 4:04pm
aamer13
263 posts
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78: Hacker
are you a horrible person and want to hack armorgames?
well then octocan can help!
this message has benn brought to you by:
Evilllllllll ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaa
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 5:55pm
CommanderPaladin
467 posts
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79. Anti-Hack Shield.
As OctoCan does not condone the hacking of any site, especially AG, OctoCan also makes an impervious anti-hacking shield! Simply apply OctoCan to your website and your worries will be over. The OctoCan shield will, upon detecting an incoming hack, send a massive electrical burst back through the lines to the offending user's computer and utterly fry it, and possibly the user as well.
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 6:03pm
aamer13
263 posts
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80: fire wall corupter
did the person you are hacking just get an octocan for there computer?
well octocan V2 will help! it will stop the eltrcity rush, and reflect it back, and the firewall will break making it even easier to hack!
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 6:07pm
Riptizoid101
266 posts
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81: Counter-Virus
Did the person that you defended from hacking your website just broke your fire wall with an OctoCan? No worries! Simply send one of your own viruses and destroy their computer before they do to yours! And if that's not enough, they'll destroy any other viruses along the way!
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 6:11pm
aamer13
263 posts
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82 : hacking protecter
did your virus just get pwned?
well with the octocan V3 it will turn to a sucidal virus. it will sucidly explode when near viruses and firewalls and computers, The octocan V3 also has a super reproduce system, it makes 5000 sucide bombers every second!
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 6:18pm
CommanderPaladin
467 posts
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Okay, I'm putting a stop to this right now. Clan OctoCan does not condone hacking, viruses, or suicide bombers. Trying to use OctoCans against one another is basically like the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object - it ends with an explosion that destroys everything. Since you two have destroyed everything, there is no virus or computer, which brings me to OctoCan Use #83: Universe Resurrection.
Did someone just blow up the universe? Use OctoCan! It will automatically reconstruct everything to the way it was before whoever started playing with galactic matches. Always have an OctoCan around for this!
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Posted Dec 9, '11 at 6:22pm
aamer13
263 posts
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84: did someone just stop a super hacking war. well octocan can help. it will just go to that persons house and steal his cookies! the person will be so angry he will start hacking and you can join that hacking war!
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