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... i grab tom and stop him from opening the portal. "

"you idiot, don't open dimensional portals at the moment" next up... i see if i can use another burst of harmony to clean out the left over chaos that's around... also, **** tab + enter.

I just tried tab + enter. Nothing really happened except it clicked the submit button, good thing there wasn't anything to submit. Anyways, what should I do then?

lets see now...
homefront: ends on the golden gate bridge, you take over a korean AA platform(yes you're fighting koreans), theres enemy tanks coming to kill you, conner wants airstrike, no ID on hostiles, he pulls you a flare, lights it, and says and i quote

DROP THE BIGGEST F***ING BOMB YOU HAVE ON THE FLARE!!!!

I start to transform into someone... someone smart enough to figure out math... I TURN INTO... A JAPANESE PERSON.
"OOO! What happen here? We need fix reality? I make fancy fix machine!"
I start making said fancy fix machine, using my stereotypical Japanese know-how.

Alright alright, the axe becomes so dense upon creation that it draws reality in around it inadvertently stabilizing reality around it.

How does that fix reality? I mean, if it's pulling surrounding reality in, that means its weakening reality and stretching the holes while compressing it into a small space where it will be useless. Destroy that axe!

Yessir! Axe destroyed! *Plants C4. BOOM.* There we go.

DANGIT TNWNN. *Feeds him sushi. Hopefully, by fulfilling his insanity, it will lessen and make him more sane.*

Create new unit stacks for whatever we lost. Don't care how much.

Now. Ahem. Opposite forces repel, like forces attract. /Physics
All living things have cells, and cells only come from other cells. /biology
High pressure fronts create fair weather, low pressure creates storms. /meteorology

/SCIENCE
/MORE SCIENCE
/MOAR SCIENCE
/MOAR SCYENZ
/MUAR CIANTZ
/MOAR REALITY

Gerald, Life Mage: I can has cheezburger? *Purrs and flaps his Cheezburgian ears* Mrrow.

Sorry for triple posting...but WHY IS OUR INCOME GOING DOWN? people, fix reality fast or else we'll be broke! Apply all measures to get more money NOW. GOGOGO.

*Facepalms* it's at 10,000 and steady. now then, GeminiDelta, would you by chance have a steam account?

also, do i have any cards left, or do i start from scratch?

How does that fix reality? I mean, if it's pulling surrounding reality in, that means its weakening reality and stretching the holes while compressing it into a small space where it will be useless. Destroy that axe!

So it stabilizes here by pulling in reality from other places?

...Tom. that's what MY machine is doing. Commander's basically shrinking the proverbial pair of underwear to make the holes smaller. The pair of underwear being our reality, thusly.

KYLE. Y U NO UPDATE.

Intermission 1: Gotta fix that reality up!
Enemies:
Reality: 50% unstable
Progress:
Status:
Resistances:
Weaknesses:
Immunity:
Neutrals:
Allies:
Damaged: TheNameWithNoNumbers
Critical:
Dead:
Status:
Annoying(Warning): Poobaloofa
Irradiated to Goo(banned):

Lolcatia Status:
HP: 300,000/300,000
Status: None
Defense Budget: $72,100 ($10,000 Income)
1st Transobjective Bank: $5000

Defense force:
10/10 Sumo Kittehs (Maegashira)
5/5 Missile Turrets
5/5 Laser Turrets
Anti-Artillery Tower
Giant Magnifiying Glass
Lv.2 Sentry
Lv.1 Dispenser
Attacking force:
10/10 Dragona Noir (Adult)
5/5 Bombers(Spawn:2 turns)
16 Supercharged Creepers(Hard Mode)
40/40 Arnies (Spawn: 3 Turns)
Support Force:
9/9 Assassins (Recluta)(3 Turns spawn)
10/10 Electric Elementals (Power)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Wind Elementals (Typhoon)(2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Fire Elementals (Blaze) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Ice Elementals (Tundra) (2 Turns spawn)
10/10 Arcana Elementals(Galaxy) (6 turns spawn)
10/10 Water Elementals(Tsunami) (6 turns spawn)
Heroes:
Lv.15 Xenotank (40,000 HP)
Lv.2 Hell Incarnate Vengeance (20,000 HP)
Lv.4 RED Team APC (40,000 HP)(General)
Lv.1 KarmaMONOCULOUS! (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Dalta Commander Suit (45,000 HP)
Lv.3 Gama Commander Suit (30,000 HP)

@rick073: I decree this to be 10% worth of spoilers!

@TNWNN: *shoots you in the head* NO.

@CommanderDude7: You make an axe that compresses reality by 20%, but it cannot be lifted!

@tom0000009: You destroy the axe, rebounding the stretched reality and damaging it by 30%!

@GeminiDelta: I don't think you get how this works. Also, I'm blaming you for damaging reality even more, even if you do fix 20% with your maths.