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bdogg214ever
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Hey guys, give me the worst baby names. personally i hate when people name their kids with names that only make sense for old people like brenda or beatrice.

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xAyjAy
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Wren (for a girl)...Kenadeigh Aiden...Delta Eta...Impala Sedan...

some parents are crazier as jaybirds can be...

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Blacksmith

The worst name would probably be " "

NubaSlaya
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Nomad

The worst names i have heard are, female and nosmoking pronounced ...

feMalee and nos-moking

DrElmer
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DrElmer
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Shepherd

For boys: Caden, Jaden
For girls: Patience, Prudence

sensanaty
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I'd say naming your daughter Star is pretty ridiculous

And we have a name in Serbian that means Dip sh*t in English, I find that really amusing

Nurvana
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Farmer

Didn't some celebrity couple name their girl Apple? Now THAT'S a terrible name...

Ernie15
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Didn't some celebrity couple name their girl Apple? Now THAT'S a terrible name...


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin from Coldplay. They also named their son Moses.

And then there's Ingo Rademacher, who named his son Peanut.
JimmyDimples
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You ought to try teaching English in China. I come across a whole truckload of names I'd never curse my own daughter or son with.

Some sons are named after powerful things, like Hummer or Audi. One boy was named... and I'm not kidding... AVON.

I'd been tempted to name one or two Spud or Mooky.

JimmyDimples
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You ought to try teaching English in China. I come across a whole truckload of names I'd never curse my own daughter or son with.

Some sons are named after powerful things, like Hummer or Audi. One boy was named... and I'm not kidding... AVON.

I'd been tempted to name one or two Spud or Mooky.

nichodemus
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I'm surprised no one mentioned this.

Three kids named as Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

thisis17charcters
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Nomad

Imagine naming a baby What?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

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