A small torch:
oh hia guyswhssat are goingnom is tjis forum page?
(I had to use sticky keys and move my track pad with the torch for the question mark)
A bottle of Safemate hand sanitising antibacterial gel:
hello uar wtfdid i jut say? uar?
And finally a Cube world stickman thing, called dusty (The things I have on my desk eh?)
my gero died two weeks ago, troll n peaces mr trolololo