Heres one joke: A: Young people dress so funny these days,just look at that girl over there. B: That is a boy. A: How do you know? B: Because he is my son. A: Oh,i'm sorry,i didn't know you were his father. B: Actually,i am his mother. And heres another: Benedict: Tom looks like a monkey. Brandon: Why? Benedict: Well,yesterday a monkey escaped from the zoo and Tom was captured three times by mistake.