Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]
First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.
No memes No posting own damage One attack per turn If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule No being an idiot No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)
Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.
Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:
A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas. A tree cutter also only does 1 damage. Axe does 1 damage Battle axe does 2 damage Norse Battle axe does 3
If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.
People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'
Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.
To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.
Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP Climate: No wind and sunny
I go and curse the tree to have every single tree disease in the world on it.
After he did such a heinous act, an enviromentalist team swoops in and cuts out the infected parts, and injected a special fluid that made it immune to disease. though it dealt massive damage, it prevented any future damage by infection. the enviromentalists soon started protesting on Darkfire45's front door, preventing him from doing anymore attacks till they are removed (without bloodshed) from the property.
-5000hp
I sat next to the tree and farted. The tree almost choked to death.
the Enviromentalists, before the protests, also purified the air 5 minutes after said fart. the tree was spared from most of the damage.
-100hp
Temporarily disabled (this means next post can't be used to attack the tree): Darkfire45
current Dead/Banned: Armpit Marcos222
Tree: 99,999,998,995,894 HP Weather: Rainy, heavy wind ground condition: soggy (almost like quicksand)
I cried so much because the tree wasn't harmed. I drowned it in my tears. The rain doesn't exactly help the tree survive either. DIE TREE DIE!
I import a herd of Wildebeest to headbutt the tree.
the wildabeasts charged so hard, the beat the ground into a fine paste of mud, giving the water a place to run-off. as the muddy ground slowly turned into a riverbed, 95% of the wildabeasts drowned because they ran directly into the tear flood. the rest ran away to escape it. the tree sustained mimimal damage.
Thaboss summons billions of angry kittens to DESTROY the Tree.
the kittens went into a blood rage and tore at everything they could get their hands on. unfortunately, the thing they got their hands on first was thaboss. after they tore at his face, they sharpened their claws on the ironbark of the tree.
I heal the tree with Hermes Water! (Golden Sun reference)
you heal the tree, but the other warriors trying to topple the tree give you a dirty look, and strap you down in a chair to prevent you from doing crap like that again.
+1000hp
temporarily disabled: lorcharlie984
I get Nintendo to sue the Norse for stealing copyright Dragon Quest 9 Sentinels of the Starry skies
after a brief conversation with their lawyers, and a few mythology professors, they come to a consensus that the norse had it first, and drop the case.
(once again, temporarily disabled means the next post you add can't be how you attack the tree, but how you get out of your current situation. you can still play, just have to, in esscence, skip a turn.)
I get so angry that Devil put his comment in bold caps so i pick him up and start swinging him against the tree. He isn't dead yet so i get a load of logs around the tree with him inside, cover it in petrol, but a waterproof dome over the top with an oxygen carrier implanted inside and the, from the outside, i drop a match into a mini hole about 1cm big and watch as both the tree and devil burn to their death.
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