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Yggdrasil (a "Cut the Tree" Game)

Posted Jan 9, '12 at 10:57pm

Kylelolcat

Kylelolcat

542 posts

Protesters, eh?

Using the power of precedent, I incapacitate the protesters with several dozen bottles of police-grade pepper spray.

 

Posted Jan 10, '12 at 6:05am

PerryKid

PerryKid

81 posts

I am surprised nobody has summoned me...

 

Posted Jan 10, '12 at 3:23pm

Bladerunner679

Bladerunner679

1,343 posts

I return to the Protestors:
Yes, the tree produces more Oxygen. But then the Polar Bears produce more Carbon Dioxide, and melts the Ice Caps. If the Ice Caps melt, then the world sea levels will rise, and flood our cities, and all the children will die.
DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN! D:

A more intelligent protester comes along, and refutes your claim by saying, "the polar bear population is currently on decline, and won't be able to produce any more CO2 than the levels they currently are unless they breed. if anything, their decline will mean more oxygen which means cooler climates which is better for the world in the long run. what you are seeing is the short term effects, not the long term pay-out."

you are speechless, for you know you have been beaten again. the protestors continue to guard the tree.

Using the power of precedent, I incapacitate the protesters with several dozen bottles of police-grade pepper spray.

though you hit a huge amount, the protestors still out number you, and decide to tie you to a chair to prevent more nuisances.

temporarily disabled: Kylelolcat

Temporarily disabled:
DevilishConcoction
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
Kylelolcat

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222
blk2860

Tree: 49,999,999,498,941.5 HP

Weather: Hot,Sunny, Humid
ground condition: Muddy

@Perrykid:

If you mean to use as an attack, it's because we never know if/when you will show up.

if you mean to complain, it's because I'm doing a good enough job, and nobody really sees an actual reason to complain.

 

Posted Jan 11, '12 at 1:47pm

bot101

bot101

1 post

i waterd it with acid

 

Posted Jan 11, '12 at 4:57pm

Bladerunner679

Bladerunner679

1,343 posts

i waterd it with acid

(proper grammar please, or I will ignore the attack)

You pour hydrosulphuric acid into the roots, but you didn't realize that hydrosulphuric acid was significantly weaker than its cousin, sulfuric acid. this caused only minimal damage to the roots.

-5hp

Temporarily disabled:
DevilishConcoction
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
Kylelolcat

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222
blk2860

Tree: 49,999,999,498,936.5 HP

Weather: Hot,Sunny, Humid
ground condition: Muddy

 

Posted Jan 11, '12 at 5:34pm

Maverick4

Maverick4

3,707 posts

I call my local SWAT Team, and tell them that a protest movement has gathered without the proper licenses, and they're starting to get angry.

 

Posted Jan 11, '12 at 6:04pm

Bladerunner679

Bladerunner679

1,343 posts

I call my local SWAT Team, and tell them that a protest movement has gathered without the proper licenses, and they're starting to get angry.

the swat breaks the protestors with no trouble.

Temporarily disabled:
DevilishConcoction
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
Kylelolcat

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222
blk2860

Tree: 49,999,999,498,936.5 HP

Weather: Hot,Sunny, Humid
ground condition: Muddy

 

Posted Jan 13, '12 at 9:17pm

PerryKid

PerryKid

81 posts

I heal the tree by one point.

 

Posted Jan 14, '12 at 4:12pm

Bladerunner679

Bladerunner679

1,343 posts

I heal the tree by one point

the former guardian comes along and asks for forgiveness for harming the tree, the tree's forgiveness bolsters its health back by a minor ammount.

+1hp

Temporarily disabled:
DevilishConcoction
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
Kylelolcat

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222
blk2860

Tree: 49,999,999,498,936.5 HP

Weather: Hot,Sunny, Humid
ground condition: Muddy

 

Posted Jan 14, '12 at 4:16pm

thaboss

thaboss

884 posts

Thaboss throws 1,000,000,000 gallons of pure plasma on the tree.

 
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