I get a tree to ram into the tree.

the tree you used somehow helped the yggdrasil, healing it rather well.

+100 HP

Thousands of underpaid rainforest loggers find the tree and use all their tools and such (and don't forget determination!) to cut the tree down and make a huge profit...

thousands go up to 999,000 :D so - 999,000 HP

Tree: 99,999,999,000,990 HP
Weather: sunny

Wow, + 100? Fail on me.
Anyways, I get an armada of Star Trek ships from all races to bombard the tree with phasers, disrupters, and torpedoes, both photon and quantum.
BTW, Perry, do you still want to do Armor Trek?

I call upon the Norse gods to bring winter, and unleash the Fenris wolves.

Technically thousands would be 999,999...

Millions of hyperrich buisnessmen come to raze the tree to the ground for their golf courses. (With bulldozers, and other even more powerful stuff and such.)

I hire a few giants to punch the tree with their mighty strength.

can anyone else take charge of this?

I'll try. I can play for about 1 hour at least school days, at about 16:00 (4:00), more time on weekends though. I'll be happy to!

I throw a bucket of acid in the tree, and fail since a bucket can't hold acid.

I can work as a sub for perry till he returns.

Anyways, I get an armada of Star Trek ships from all races to bombard the tree with phasers, disrupters, and torpedoes, both photon and quantum.

Little did you know, beings from another dimension came and used special magic to reduce damage to the tree.

-20hp

Millions of hyperrich buisnessmen come to raze the tree to the ground for their golf courses. (With bulldozers, and other even more powerful stuff and such.)

thor sent a lightning bolt down to destroy the bulldozers and stuff. the business man went bankrupt because due to the ammount of money lost in order to fund the project.

-0hp

.I call upon the Norse gods to bring winter, and unleash the Fenris wolves.

the gods, just to mess with you, heal the tree and send the wolves after you.

+50hp

-15hp: Maverick4

.I hire a few giants to punch the tree with their mighty strength.

after about 3 hits from the head giant, the trees bark gives him nasty splinters in his knuckles, and they have to leave to clean the wound to prevent infection.

-10hp

I throw a bucket of acid in the tree, and fail since a bucket can't hold acid.

only a small ammount of acid reaches the tree, while the rest gets on your foot and melts it away.

-5hp

-20hp: Marcos222

TOTAL: +15hp

Tree: 99,999,999,001,005 HP
Weather: Foggy, Damp

Oh well.
If a turn has passed, I get a lendary sword and swing it to the tree