If a turn has passed, I get a lendary sword and swing it to the tree

with the sword equipped, Marcos222 cuts at the tree with all his might. he managed to scratch off some of the bark, but his sword shattered when he tried a second time. one of the shards (after the sword shattered) wounded Marcos222, and embedded itself in his chest.

-5hp

-10hp: Marcos222

@Bladerunner679

I think you just got Ninja'd... :/

I buy a sword which dosen't break- but is weak, and swing it to the tree, holding it tight.

I grab Marcos222 and use his hard skull as a weapon against the tree. His tears also damage the tree because they are acidic.

I cover the tree in petrol then throw a match onto it. BURN BABY BURN!

Because it was rather damp, the tree had absorbed a lot of water in it's trunk. the petrol burned itself out before any real damage was done.

-0Hp

I buy a sword which dosen't break- but is weak, and swing it to the tree, holding it tight.

Because of how low-level the weapon was, the bark absorbed most of the impact.

-1hp

I grab Marcos222 and use his hard skull as a weapon against the tree. His tears also damage the tree because they are acidic.

Because of how hard you threw him, you dealt significant bludgeon damage. however, the tree's solid hardwood body absorbed 90% of the impact. you also prevented Marcos222 from crying by killing him on impact.

-5hp

-100hp: Marcos222

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,999,000,994 HP
Weather: Sunny, Dry

I summon a dragon to burn the tree. I also get out a bazooka and a rocket launcher and fire it at the tree.

I summon a dragon to burn the tree. I also get out a bazooka and a rocket launcher and fire it at the tree.

unfortunately, a dragonborn cam and slew the dragon just as it started attacking, and as the artillery went towards the tree, the dragonborn used fus-roh-da to knock them off course, and safely away from the tree.

-0hp

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,999,000,994 HP
Weather: Sunny, humid, windy

I go and curse the tree to have every single tree disease in the world on it.

Sorry marcos222, i had to defeat the tree. I sat next to the tree and farted. The tree almost choked to death.

I go and curse the tree to have every single tree disease in the world on it.

After he did such a heinous act, an enviromentalist team swoops in and cuts out the infected parts, and injected a special fluid that made it immune to disease. though it dealt massive damage, it prevented any future damage by infection. the enviromentalists soon started protesting on Darkfire45's front door, preventing him from doing anymore attacks till they are removed (without bloodshed) from the property.

-5000hp

I sat next to the tree and farted. The tree almost choked to death.

the Enviromentalists, before the protests, also purified the air 5 minutes after said fart. the tree was spared from most of the damage.

-100hp

Temporarily disabled (this means next post can't be used to attack the tree):
Darkfire45

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,998,995,894 HP
Weather: Rainy, heavy wind
ground condition: soggy (almost like quicksand)