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PerryKid

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Nomad

Posted January 3, '12 8:38pm UTC

Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]\r\n\r\nFirst of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.\r\n\r\nNo memes\r\nNo posting own damage\r\nOne attack per turn\r\nIf I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule\r\nNo being an idiot\r\nNo girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks\r\nNo protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)\r\n\r\nBecause this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.\r\n\r\nNote that this is the standard for some of the attacks:\r\n\r\nA chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.\r\nA tree cutter also only does 1 damage.\r\nAxe does 1 damage\r\nBattle axe does 2 damage\r\nNorse Battle axe does 3\r\n\r\nIf people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.\r\n\r\nPeople get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'\r\n\r\nDead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.\r\n\r\nTo make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.\r\n\r\nTree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP\r\nClimate: No wind and sunny

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 4:37am UTC

Oh yeah, those A-holes. I direct some of the T5 hurricane wind into them, too.

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Chryosten

17,384 posts

Herald

Posted January 21, '12 8:19am UTC

I grab a few spikes and start hammering them into the tree.

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light_chaser

1,044 posts

Peasant

Posted January 21, '12 2:38pm UTC

I use acid on the tree. right on the roots and set it on fire.

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PerryKid

1,269 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 4:34pm UTC

I heat the air, attempting to increase the intensity of the hurricane. When I can get it to about T4 or T5, I assault the tree with the full intensity of the wind.

You heat the air, and increased the hurricane. The tree is rather strong, and does not take any damage.

I bribe the protestors leader to preach about the "evilness" of the Tree.

You only get a few protestors to accept the bribe. Those protestors are considered as crazy, and are killed by the original protestors.

Oh yeah, those A-holes. I direct some of the T5 hurricane wind into them, too.

You do not direct it, but the protestors are blown away.

I grab a few spikes and start hammering them into the tree.

You try to do so, but the hurricane swirls you around and away, making your attack a failure.

I use acid on the tree. right on the roots and set it on fire.

Acid doesn't turn things on fire... anyways, the acid you have made that turns things on fire, somehow... is swished and spread around through the hurricane. It makes some damage to everything in the area.

-15 HP everything and everyone

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
Santi_

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)
Marcos222

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222

Tree: 39,999,999,496,241 HP

Weather: hurricane
ground condition: wet

[quote]I heat the air, attempting to increase the intensity of the hurricane. When I can get it to about T4 or T5, I assault the tree with the full intensity of the wind.[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou heat the air, and increased the hurricane. The tree is rather strong, and does not take any damage.\r\n\r\n[quote]I bribe the protestors leader to preach about the "evilness" of the Tree.[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou only get a few protestors to accept the bribe. Those protestors are considered as crazy, and are killed by the original protestors.\r\n\r\n[quote]Oh yeah, those A-holes. I direct some of the T5 hurricane wind into them, too.[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou do not direct it, but the protestors are blown away.\r\n\r\n[quote]I grab a few spikes and start hammering them into the tree.[/quote]\r\n\r\nYou try to do so, but the hurricane swirls you around and away, making your attack a failure.\r\n\r\n[quote]I use acid on the tree. right on the roots and set it on fire.[/quote]\r\nAcid doesn't turn things on fire... anyways, the acid you have made that turns things on fire, somehow... is swished and spread around through the hurricane. It makes some damage to everything in the area.\r\n\r\n-15 HP everything and everyone\r\n\r\nTemporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)\r\nlorcharlie984\r\nLucasDaLegend\r\nSanti_\r\n\r\nNorse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)\r\nPerryKid (Original Creator)\r\nBladerunner679 (Current Narrator)\r\n\r\nNorse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)\r\n\r\nUndead: (Dead but put back to life)\r\nMarcos222\r\n\r\ncurrent Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)\r\nArmpit\r\nblk2860\r\nthaboss\r\nSergie32\r\nAlexandra222\r\n\r\nTree: 39,999,999,496,241 HP\r\n\r\nWeather: hurricane\r\nground condition: wet

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spikkle

212 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 4:43pm UTC

I drill a small hole in the tree and carefully insert a few hundred termites.

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Maverick4

6,804 posts

Peasant

Posted January 21, '12 5:21pm UTC

I call in a SWAT Team to disperce the crowd with tear gas and arrest warrants.

Because they can do it a hell of a lot better than I can.

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Kylelolcat

4,813 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 5:35pm UTC

What, a T5 hurricane didn't at least rip off the leaves?

I build a dispenser from Team Fortress 2 to heal everyone with.

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Bladerunner679

2,488 posts

Blacksmith

Posted January 21, '12 5:50pm UTC

I take Bladerunners sword and strike at the tree with all my might

Can you steal from Bladerunner?

(I thought these rather funny when I saw it. for future reference, my sword weighs roughly 2000kg because its the sword of a norse god. since no mortal can wield it, there really is no point in trying to steal it.)

-15 HP everything and everyone

(actually, because of that attack, Marcos222 is dead once again, he's going to be really mad about that)

I drill a small hole in the tree and carefully insert a few hundred termites.

your drill head breaks after piercing an inch of the 7inch thick ironbark. you put the termites in anyway, but there is no real way for them to get in to do damage.

-0hp

I call in a SWAT Team to disperce the crowd with tear gas and arrest warrants.

(how did you get the warrants? SWAT isn't a denmark organization. seriously, I told you it's property of denmark. NO SWAT!)

What, a T5 hurricane didn't at least rip off the leaves?

(since it's winter time in the northern hemisphere, you did rip off some leaves, but they were already red and dormant, about to fall off anyway, but that's irrelevant.)

I build a dispenser from Team Fortress 2 to heal everyone with.

(building this fortress requires you to give up half of your life force to create the healing crystal, and you yourself won't be able to use it. are you sure you want to do that?)

Mjolnir pendants

(for being clever enough to include norse mythology in your posts, I will increase your health by 20 points. since he is the first to think of getting that amulet, he's the only one who gets the bonus.)

+20hp:Santi_

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend
Santi_

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
Marcos222

Tree: 39,999,999,496,241 HP

Weather: hurricane
ground condition: wet

[quote]I take Bladerunners sword and strike at the tree with all my might[/quote]\r\n\r\n[quote]Can you steal from Bladerunner?[/quote]\r\n\r\n(I thought these rather funny when I saw it. for future reference, my sword weighs roughly 2000kg because its the sword of a norse god. since no mortal can wield it, there really is no point in trying to steal it.)\r\n\r\n[quote]-15 HP everything and everyone[/quote]\r\n\r\n(actually, because of that attack, Marcos222 is dead once again, he's going to be really mad about that)\r\n\r\n[quote]I drill a small hole in the tree and carefully insert a few hundred termites.[/quote]\r\n\r\nyour drill head breaks after piercing an inch of the 7inch thick ironbark. you put the termites in anyway, but there is no real way for them to get in to do damage.\r\n\r\n-0hp\r\n\r\n[quote]I call in a SWAT Team to disperce the crowd with tear gas and arrest warrants.[/quote]\r\n\r\n(how did you get the warrants? SWAT isn't a denmark organization. seriously, I told you it's property of denmark. NO SWAT!)\r\n\r\n[quote]What, a T5 hurricane didn't at least rip off the leaves?[/quote]\r\n\r\n(since it's winter time in the northern hemisphere, you did rip off some leaves, but they were already red and dormant, about to fall off anyway, but that's irrelevant.)\r\n\r\n[quote]I build a dispenser from Team Fortress 2 to heal everyone with.[/quote]\r\n\r\n(building this fortress requires you to give up half of your life force to create the healing crystal, and you yourself won't be able to use it. are you sure you want to do that?)\r\n\r\n[quote]Mjolnir pendants[/quote]\r\n\r\n(for being clever enough to include norse mythology in your posts, I will increase your health by 20 points. since he is the first to think of getting that amulet, he's the only one who gets the bonus.)\r\n\r\n+20hp:Santi_\r\n\r\nTemporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)\r\nlorcharlie984\r\nLucasDaLegend\r\nSanti_\r\n\r\nNorse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)\r\nPerryKid (Original Creator)\r\nBladerunner679 (Current Narrator)\r\n\r\nNorse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)\r\n\r\nUndead: (Dead but put back to life)\r\n\r\ncurrent Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)\r\nArmpit\r\nblk2860\r\nthaboss\r\nSergie32\r\nAlexandra222\r\nMarcos222\r\n\r\nTree: 39,999,999,496,241 HP\r\n\r\nWeather: hurricane\r\nground condition: wet

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Maverick4

6,804 posts

Peasant

Posted January 21, '12 5:55pm UTC

I walk up to the tree, and introduce myself to it.

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 6:33pm UTC

I ask the gods "What happens when and if the Tree is destroyed?"

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 6:42pm UTC

Hey, Perrykid/Bladerunner, when is the day of Ragnorak, for this game? I don't mean for this to be a turn, just an informal question.

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PerryKid

1,269 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 8:06pm UTC

I ask the gods "What happens when and if the Tree is destroyed?"

They answer to your question... "Simple, all of life will end!"
They let you go.

when is the day of Ragnorak, for this game?

When it becomes inevitable.

I walk up to the tree, and introduce myself to it.

Nothing happens.

(actually, because of that attack, Marcos222 is dead once again, he's going to be really mad about that)

Dang... yeah... I grant full life to him.

Temporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)
lorcharlie984
LucasDaLegend

Norse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)
PerryKid (Original Creator)
Bladerunner679 (Current Narrator)

Norse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)

Undead: (Dead but put back to life)

current Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)
Armpit
blk2860
thaboss
Sergie32
Alexandra222
Marcos222

Tree: 39,999,999,496,241 HP

Weather: hurricane
ground condition: wet

[quote]I ask the gods "What happens when and if the Tree is destroyed?"[/quote]\r\n\r\nThey answer to your question... "Simple, all of life will end!"\r\nThey let you go.\r\n\r\n[quote]when is the day of Ragnorak, for this game?[/quote]\r\n\r\nWhen it becomes inevitable.\r\n\r\n[quote]I walk up to the tree, and introduce myself to it.[/quote]\r\n\r\nNothing happens.\r\n\r\n[quote](actually, because of that attack, Marcos222 is dead once again, he's going to be really mad about that)[/quote]\r\n\r\nDang... yeah... I grant full life to him.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTemporarily disabled: (Kinda like Lose-A-Turn)\r\nlorcharlie984\r\nLucasDaLegend\r\n\r\nNorse Gods: (Users who are allowed to change the universe)\r\nPerryKid (Original Creator)\r\nBladerunner679 (Current Narrator)\r\n\r\nNorse Heroes: (Really Awesome Players)\r\n\r\nUndead: (Dead but put back to life)\r\n\r\ncurrent Dead/Banned: (Dead for a reason...)\r\nArmpit\r\nblk2860\r\nthaboss\r\nSergie32\r\nAlexandra222\r\nMarcos222\r\n\r\nTree: 39,999,999,496,241 HP\r\n\r\nWeather: hurricane\r\nground condition: wet

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Santi_

1,900 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 9:07pm UTC

Walks up to the tree's base, goes up to Mimisbrunner, and asks Mimer if I could drink from the fountain of wisdom.

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PerryKid

1,269 posts

Nomad

Posted January 21, '12 9:10pm UTC

Walks up to the tree's base, goes up to Mimisbrunner, and asks Mimer if I could drink from the fountain of wisdom.

Mimer lets you drink from the fountain if you are willing to sacrifice something.

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billy285

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Peasant

Posted January 21, '12 9:45pm UTC

I use my botanist powers to make the tree grow fruit, and I eat one. It is Yggdrasil-flavored.

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