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PerryKid
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Based on [link= http://armorgames.com/community/thread/3334894/cut-the-tree]"Cut the Tree" [/link]

First of all, the Yggdrasil is a magical tree of Norse mythology. Surely, if you cut this tree, you cut life to the world, yet the Norse believed that there were creatures constantly biting and picking at the tree, probably to scare somebody.

No memes
No posting own damage
One attack per turn
If I ignore you, its because its a stupid attack, or broke a rule
No being an idiot
No girlfriend/Boyfriend attacks
No protecting the tree by building walls or trenches etc around it(You can become an environmentalist, a norse hero/god, or a lawyer and sue the attackers.)

Because this is a magical tree, there are a few things you can do that you couldn't with a normal tree.

Note that this is the standard for some of the attacks:

A chainsaw will do 1 damage. Try if you really run out of ideas.
A tree cutter also only does 1 damage.
Axe does 1 damage
Battle axe does 2 damage
Norse Battle axe does 3

If people get sued by the tree's friends, they simply lose health.

People get banned if they break a rule or do something that no one likes. And I am the one who decides who gets banned. Every new rules post I make will say who is banned or has died. Banned people are considered 'dead'

Dead people can't come back. It is very hard to die: You have 100 health and unless you do some sort of really dumb or weird thing that just manages to get under the rules, you will receive damage.

To make this a bit more fun, the tree starts off with loads of health. this means that people can do lots of damage(I will decide how much). I'll try to stay active a lot to keep the damage in check.

Tree: 100,000,000,000,000 HP
Climate: No wind and sunny

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Chryosten
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I summon a dragon to burn the tree. I also get out a bazooka and a rocket launcher and fire it at the tree.

Bladerunner679
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I summon a dragon to burn the tree. I also get out a bazooka and a rocket launcher and fire it at the tree.


unfortunately, a dragonborn cam and slew the dragon just as it started attacking, and as the artillery went towards the tree, the dragonborn used fus-roh-da to knock them off course, and safely away from the tree.

-0hp

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,999,000,994 HP
Weather: Sunny, humid, windy
Chryosten
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I go and curse the tree to have every single tree disease in the world on it.

LucasDaLegend
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Sorry marcos222, i had to defeat the tree. I sat next to the tree and farted. The tree almost choked to death.

Bladerunner679
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I go and curse the tree to have every single tree disease in the world on it.


After he did such a heinous act, an enviromentalist team swoops in and cuts out the infected parts, and injected a special fluid that made it immune to disease. though it dealt massive damage, it prevented any future damage by infection. the enviromentalists soon started protesting on Darkfire45's front door, preventing him from doing anymore attacks till they are removed (without bloodshed) from the property.

-5000hp

I sat next to the tree and farted. The tree almost choked to death.


the Enviromentalists, before the protests, also purified the air 5 minutes after said fart. the tree was spared from most of the damage.

-100hp

Temporarily disabled (this means next post can't be used to attack the tree):
Darkfire45

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,998,995,894 HP
Weather: Rainy, heavy wind
ground condition: soggy (almost like quicksand)
LucasDaLegend
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I torture the tree with my amazing skills of picture ranking...

http://armorgames.com/images/icn--.png - 0 AP
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-wood-serf.png - 10 AP
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-iron-serf.png - 25 AP
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-gold-serf.png - 100 AP
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-wood-squire.png - 225
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-iron-squire.png - 400
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-gold-squire.png - 625
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-wood-knight.png - 1200
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-iron-knight.png - 1750
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-gold-knight.png - 2250
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-wood-lord.png - 3000
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-iron-lord.png - 3500
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-gold-lord.png - 4000
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-wood-duke.png - 4500
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-iron-duke.png - 5200
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-gold-duke.png - 6000
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-wood-prince.png - 7250
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-iron-prince.png - 8500
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-gold-prince.png - 10000
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-wood-king.png - 12000
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-iron-king.png - 14500
http://armorgames.com/images/icn-gold-king.png - 17500

Bladerunner679
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I torture the tree with my amazing skills of picture ranking...


the tree, seeing how it has no eyes or ears, was unnafected.

-0hp

Temporarily disabled:
Darkfire45

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,998,995,894 HP

Weather: sunny, humid from rain
ground condition: soggy
LucasDaLegend
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I cried so much because the tree wasn't harmed. I drowned it in my tears. The rain doesn't exactly help the tree survive either. DIE TREE DIE!

*Listening to this song* AWESOME!

Chrisirhc1996
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I import a herd of Wildebeest to headbutt the tree.

Bladerunner679
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I cried so much because the tree wasn't harmed. I drowned it in my tears. The rain doesn't exactly help the tree survive either. DIE TREE DIE!


I import a herd of Wildebeest to headbutt the tree.


the wildabeasts charged so hard, the beat the ground into a fine paste of mud, giving the water a place to run-off. as the muddy ground slowly turned into a riverbed, 95% of the wildabeasts drowned because they ran directly into the tear flood. the rest ran away to escape it. the tree sustained mimimal damage.

-10hp

Temporarily disabled:
Darkfire45

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,998,995,884 HP

Weather: sunny, hot, low humidity
ground condition: drying
thaboss
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According to Wikipedia, Yggdrasil even survived Ragnarök. So there's really no beating it. *sniff*

Thaboss summons billions of angry kittens to DESTROY the Tree.

Bladerunner679
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Thaboss summons billions of angry kittens to DESTROY the Tree.


the kittens went into a blood rage and tore at everything they could get their hands on. unfortunately, the thing they got their hands on first was thaboss. after they tore at his face, they sharpened their claws on the ironbark of the tree.

-1hp

-50hp: thaboss

Temporarily disabled:
Darkfire45

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,998,995,883 HP

Weather: sunny, hot, low humidity
ground condition: drying
lorcharlie984
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I heal the tree with Hermes Water! (Golden Sun reference)

Bladerunner679
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I heal the tree with Hermes Water! (Golden Sun reference)


you heal the tree, but the other warriors trying to topple the tree give you a dirty look, and strap you down in a chair to prevent you from doing crap like that again.

+1000hp

temporarily disabled: lorcharlie984

I get Nintendo to sue the Norse for stealing copyright Dragon Quest 9 Sentinels of the Starry skies


after a brief conversation with their lawyers, and a few mythology professors, they come to a consensus that the norse had it first, and drop the case.

-0hp

Temporarily disabled:
Darkfire45
lorcharlie984

current Dead/Banned:
Armpit
Marcos222

Tree: 99,999,998,996,883 HP

Weather: sunny, hot, moderate humidity
ground condition: dry

(once again, temporarily disabled means the next post you add can't be how you attack the tree, but how you get out of your current situation. you can still play, just have to, in esscence, skip a turn.)
LucasDaLegend
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I get a drill and start drilling holes into the tree. I then pop some dynamite sticks in the holes and take cover. BOOM!

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