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PerryKid
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I would tell you a good chemistry joke, but all of the ones that I had ARGON.

Feel free to post some more.

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johnmerz
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lol nice joke. I personally am not into these kind of jokes very much.

cjhall
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

master565
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Two guys walk into a restaurant. One guy asks the waiter for some H2O. The waiter brings it and he drinks it. The other guy asks the waiter for some H2O too. The waiter brings it, and he drinks it and dies.

stephenking
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Two guys walk into a restaurant. One guy asks the waiter for some H2O. The waiter brings it and he drinks it. The other guy asks the waiter for some H2O too. The waiter brings it, and he drinks it and dies.
That's the funniest one.

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".
loco5
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Argon walks into a bar and the bartender yells "Get the hell out!"

Argon doesn't react

:P

they're funny and help weed out your stupid friends

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An atom about to cruise down a lightning bolt with his buddies but has to decide to strike a tree or a telephone pole and the electron says to the proton:

"Are you sure we should hit the tree?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

d_dude
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Want to hear a joke about Potassium?

K.

loco5
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Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't :P

this is fun

Sonatavarius
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I don't have any jokes at the moment, but I do have a poem. I don't know who the author is. The poem was on my high school chem teacher's door.

Little Johnny took a drink
But he will drink no more
for what he thought was H2O
was actually H2SO4

...and that's why you shouldn't drink in the lab

Mosi91
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haha they're great
Few weeks back, I finished watching Big Bang Theory and got bored, so I started a thread on math jokes, check it out here: Math Jokes
I especially love this scene from Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon Cooper drunk speech
-> Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? To get to the same side!

SSTG
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I'm attracted by your magnetism. xD

hokzwijn
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer"? To which the bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

Ernie15
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A gold atom walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Au! Get out of here!"

"Hey bro, have you ever, like, combined sodium, bromine and oxygen into like, one molecule?"
"NaBrO."

Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

Mosi91
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What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
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For his work, the mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

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gold is in a bar when silver walks in, silver say's to gold "AU"

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