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Posted Jan 5, '12 at 8:18pm

PerryKid

PerryKid

81 posts

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I would tell you a good chemistry joke, but all of the ones that I had ARGON.

Feel free to post some more.

 

Posted Jan 5, '12 at 8:28pm

johnmerz

johnmerz

506 posts

lol nice joke. I personally am not into these kind of jokes very much.

 

Posted Jan 5, '12 at 8:55pm

cjhall

cjhall

220 posts

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.

 

Posted Jan 5, '12 at 9:04pm

master565

master565

3,874 posts

Two guys walk into a restaurant. One guy asks the waiter for some H2O. The waiter brings it and he drinks it. The other guy asks the waiter for some H2O too. The waiter brings it, and he drinks it and dies.

 

Posted Jan 5, '12 at 9:09pm

stephenking

stephenking

564 posts

Two guys walk into a restaurant. One guy asks the waiter for some H2O. The waiter brings it and he drinks it. The other guy asks the waiter for some H2O too. The waiter brings it, and he drinks it and dies.

That's the funniest one.

A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".

 

Posted Jan 5, '12 at 10:15pm

loco5

loco5

1,289 posts

Argon walks into a bar and the bartender yells "Get the hell out!"

Argon doesn't react

:P

they're funny and help weed out your stupid friends

 

Posted Jan 6, '12 at 12:05pm

AfterBurner0

AfterBurner0

346 posts

An atom about to cruise down a lightning bolt with his buddies but has to decide to strike a tree or a telephone pole and the electron says to the proton:

"Are you sure we should hit the tree?"

"Yes, I'm positive."

 

Posted Jan 6, '12 at 1:00pm

d_dude

d_dude

1,767 posts

Want to hear a joke about Potassium?

K.

 

Posted Jan 6, '12 at 1:03pm

loco5

loco5

1,289 posts

Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't :P

this is fun :D

 

Posted Jan 6, '12 at 2:48pm

Sonatavarius

Sonatavarius

1,344 posts

I don't have any jokes at the moment, but I do have a poem.  I don't know who the author is.  The poem was on my high school chem teacher's door.

Little Johnny took a drink
But he will drink no more
for what he thought was H2O
was actually H2SO4

...and that's why you shouldn't drink in the lab

 
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