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Posted Jan 5, '12 at 8:18pm
PerryKid
81 posts
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8)
I would tell you a good chemistry joke, but all of the ones that I had ARGON.
Feel free to post some more.
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Posted Jan 5, '12 at 8:28pm
johnmerz
506 posts
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lol nice joke. I personally am not into these kind of jokes very much.
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Posted Jan 5, '12 at 8:55pm
cjhall
220 posts
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
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Posted Jan 5, '12 at 9:04pm
master565
3,869 posts
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Two guys walk into a restaurant. One guy asks the waiter for some H2O. The waiter brings it and he drinks it. The other guy asks the waiter for some H2O too. The waiter brings it, and he drinks it and dies.
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Posted Jan 5, '12 at 9:09pm
stephenking
564 posts
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Two guys walk into a restaurant. One guy asks the waiter for some H2O. The waiter brings it and he drinks it. The other guy asks the waiter for some H2O too. The waiter brings it, and he drinks it and dies.
That's the funniest one.
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer."How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge".
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Posted Jan 5, '12 at 10:15pm
loco5
1,099 posts
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Argon walks into a bar and the bartender yells "Get the hell out!"
Argon doesn't react
:P
they're funny and help weed out your stupid friends
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Posted Jan 6, '12 at 12:05pm
AfterBurner0
346 posts
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An atom about to cruise down a lightning bolt with his buddies but has to decide to strike a tree or a telephone pole and the electron says to the proton:
"Are you sure we should hit the tree?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
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Posted Jan 6, '12 at 1:00pm
d_dude
1,348 posts
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Want to hear a joke about Potassium?
K.
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Posted Jan 6, '12 at 1:03pm
loco5
1,099 posts
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Schrodingers cat walks into a bar... and doesn't :P
this is fun :D
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Posted Jan 6, '12 at 2:48pm
Sonatavarius
1,218 posts
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I don't have any jokes at the moment, but I do have a poem. I don't know who the author is. The poem was on my high school chem teacher's door.
Little Johnny took a drink
But he will drink no more
for what he thought was H2O
was actually H2SO4
...and that's why you shouldn't drink in the lab
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Posted Jul 12, '12 at 3:12pm
Mosi91
53 posts
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haha they're great ;)
Few weeks back, I finished watching Big Bang Theory and got bored, so I started a thread on math jokes, check it out here: Math Jokes
I especially love this scene from Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon Cooper drunk speech
-> Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? To get to the same side! :)
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