A physicist, a biologist and a chemist go to the beach one sunny day. Once there, the physicist looks out at the ocean and says, "Wow, what an excellent opportunity to study wave mechanics!". He heads out in to the water, gets caught in a rip tide and promptly drowns.
the Biologist looks out at the ocean and says, "Wow, what an excellent opportunity to study the under water ecosystem!" The biologist also wades out into the water and drowns.
The chemist sees this, thinks for a moment, then pulls out his notebook and writes "Physicists and Biologists are soluble in water"
If the mass of the object is 705 kg and the acceleration is .42 m/sec squared, how many Newtons would it take to complete the equation? Answer: Just one - I imagine he could have found the answer on his own.
Omg *laughs so hard and starts to cry from laughing so hard* lol... That was very funny Jeol. Made my day ^^
