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Posted Nov 26, '12 at 11:41pm

Jblaze101

Jblaze101

428 posts

The jokes i find the most funny are the barium ones never  thought of something like that XD

 

Posted Nov 26, '12 at 11:44pm

Cranium80

Cranium80

446 posts

@jeol

What is the most revolutionary element?
Answer: Francium.

What about Americium??

 

Posted Nov 27, '12 at 3:35pm

MagicTree

MagicTree

243 posts

The Higgs Boson walks into the church. The priest yells 'Get Out!'
The  Higgs Boson replies 'But without me you can't have mass!'

*slaps knee while laughing hysterically*

 

Posted Nov 27, '12 at 3:49pm

1138

1138

50 posts

Why have an IPhone made from protons?

Its always charged.

 

Posted Nov 27, '12 at 10:08pm

xXxDAPRO89xXx

xXxDAPRO89xXx

1,647 posts

If the mass of the object is 705 kg and the acceleration is .42 m/sec squared, how many Newtons would it take to complete the equation?
Answer: Just one - I imagine he could have found the answer on his own.

Omg *laughs so hard and starts to cry from laughing so hard* lol... That was very funny Jeol. Made my day ^^

 

Posted Dec 8, '12 at 5:11am

feedback123

feedback123

11 posts

Want to hear a joke about Potassium?
K.

 

Posted Dec 8, '12 at 2:48pm

ironblade41

ironblade41

458 posts

What is the most magical metal?

Morgan le Fe [iron(blade41)]

 

Posted Dec 16, '12 at 12:51am

Dragonlord4

Dragonlord4

4 posts

I can't stop laughing. As a Science major, I appreciate what you're doing here.

 

Posted Dec 16, '12 at 1:55pm

killersup10

killersup10

1,578 posts

The jokes i find the most funny are the barium ones never  thought of something like that XD

Oh, somebody is being a ***** ( Bi)? When you kill them what do you do? Bury-them. Barium. Blame the teacher.

 

Posted Dec 21, '12 at 6:33pm

yourawesomeness

yourawesomeness

90 posts

the name's bond.
ionic bond.
taken, not shared.
(name's Bond.
James Bond,
shaken, not stirred)

 
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